self defence

GhostTrain · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:11

ok a few days ago i was started on by sum bloke who asked me "do u play tennis?" and i said no and then he said "well why are u wearing a tennis shirt then?". He then started flicking lighters in my face cos i was wearing a white top

what should i do when people do this?

I have heard about martial arts where monks can actually slow down time in their heads like when you are in a car crash and everything goes slow. This would be a pretty good thing to have cos then i could have slowed down time when he was flicking lighters in my face i could slow down time and get out the way and maybe spear him or some other move lol

thanks for advice

shadow4509 · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:12

I find, in situations like that, that a simple headbut to the nose works wonders!

Mat · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:12

You are an instance of disappointment.

233 · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:12

knee to the groin followed by a swift punch to the throat

or if the assailant is female a good old fashioned punch to the ovaries

iBot · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:12

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Start playing tennis?

Just spark him out, you dont know his intentions but he appears threating.

mohawk · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:13

walk away, be the bigger man

ic1male · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:13

Is it some code for him wanting a homosexual encounter? Perhaps he wanted you to take your shirt off?

Biohazard · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:14

Choke him on the bloody thing, after setting fire to his pubes.

daz · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:14

Watch some Bas Rutten

misterPK · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:14

Why resort to violence?

PK!

Biohazard · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:14

ic1male said:
Is it some code for him wanting a homosexual encounter? Perhaps he wanted you to take your shirt off?

MookJong · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:15

Stop wearing white tops and stop watching too much Matrix.

OzyOly · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:17

MookJong said:
Stop wearing white tops and stop watching too much Matrix.

Makunouchi · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:18

You lost me at:

sum

Visage · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:19

GhostTrain said:
ok a few days ago i was started on by sum bloke who asked me "do u play tennis?" and i said no and then he said "well why are u wearing a tennis shirt then?". He then started flicking lighters in my face cos i was wearing a white top

what should i do when people do this?

I have heard about martial arts where monks can actually slow down time in their heads like when you are in a car crash and everything goes slow. This would be a pretty good thing to have cos then i could have slowed down time when he was flicking lighters in my face i could slow down time and get out the way and maybe spear him or some other move lol

thanks for advice

I think the reason people pick on you is because you're the sort of dweeb who believes that films are real.

JIM_BOB7813 · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:19

LOL @ this thread

nin9abadga · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:21

i don't understand the question. he was flicking "lighters" in your face? as in cigarette lighters? how many did he have? surely he would have run out eventually unless you stood there and let him throw them at you then pick them up once they'd bounced off your face?

JIM_BOB7813 · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:22

GhostTrain said:
I have heard about martial arts where monks can actually slow down time in their heads like when you are in a car crash and everything goes slow.

I seem to remember hearing something similar to that on TV, although CLEARLY "time" does not slow down for everyone else too.

Biohazard · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:22

No, its perception. Clarity of the moment.

GhostTrain · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:23

i havent watched any films for ages

i play sport but i dont play tennis

i had a white nike top on and i was scared that if i attacked i would get set on fire so i didnt know what to do