Just because a car isn't worth a lot of money doesn't mean its instantly crap.
That was not my point and never will be - I have never been one to criticise a car purely because it isnt worth a lot of money.
More the fact that any Escort is really worth no more than £500, meaning that simply buying a GTI is surely a far better idea than taking a bottom of the range model and making it... not quite a GTI?