Soldato
Show Us Your Motors!
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Getting ready for the snow clearing callouts coming your way?
Ironing whislt clearing snow, the ultimate multitask vehicle.
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New car for going to the shops in.
2016 981 Boxster S. 28K miles. GT Silver.
Pretty close to unicorn spec (sorry about acronyms):
PSE
PASM
PDLS
PDK
Bose
Sports Chrono
Extended leather
Sport seat plus (heated)
PCM with CarPlay retrofit
GTS rear lights
Climate control
Folding mirrors
It’s immensely anti social with PSE, and I bloody love it. 6 cylinders of normally aspirated filth.
Great specs! Agreed on the PSE one of the very best there is. Very low miles! Enjoy.
Caporegime
Whats that in English?
Porsche sausage enhancer (enhances sausage)
Porsche anti seatbelt manifesto (can be presented to Police if you are caught without a seatbelt on)
Porsche door locking service (allows you to lock it, budget cuts made it an optional extra)
Porsche doppelkupplungsgetriebe (everyone knows about the doppelkupplungsgetriebe. Doppelkupplungsgetriebe ist ein automatisiertes Schaltgetriebe, das mittels zweier Teilgetriebe einen vollautomatischen Gangwechsel ohne Zugkraftunterbrechung ermöglicht!)
Porsche cake machine (built into the glove compartment, restocked every Friday by a Porsche technician)
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I can tell I'm in my 40s
looking at a Porsche and going "actually..." though not one for a convertible myself.I can tell I'm in my 40s
Aren't convertibles driven by men in their 40s, mid life crisis etc
Soldato
Whats that in English?
Porsche sausage enhancer (enhances sausage)
Porsche anti seatbelt manifesto (can be presented to Police if you are caught without a seatbelt on)
Porsche door locking service (allows you to lock it, budget cuts made it an optional extra)
Porsche doppelkupplungsgetriebe (everyone knows about the doppelkupplungsgetriebe. Doppelkupplungsgetriebe ist ein automatisiertes Schaltgetriebe, das mittels zweier Teilgetriebe einen vollautomatischen Gangwechsel ohne Zugkraftunterbrechung ermöglicht!)
Porsche cake machine (built into the glove compartment, restocked every Friday by a Porsche technician)
The Porsche Sausage Enhancer is the only reason I bought a 911!
Oh and I wondered why I was putting on weight, I thought PCM was the Porsche Clunge Magnet. Damn these confusing German acronyms.
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Soldato
Whats that in English?
Porsche sausage enhancer (enhances sausage)
Porsche anti seatbelt manifesto (can be presented to Police if you are caught without a seatbelt on)
Porsche door locking service (allows you to lock it, budget cuts made it an optional extra)
Porsche doppelkupplungsgetriebe (everyone knows about the doppelkupplungsgetriebe. Doppelkupplungsgetriebe ist ein automatisiertes Schaltgetriebe, das mittels zweier Teilgetriebe einen vollautomatischen Gangwechsel ohne Zugkraftunterbrechung ermöglicht!)
Porsche cake machine (built into the glove compartment, restocked every Friday by a Porsche technician)
You’ve actually nailed it!
Wouldn’t be surprised if central locking was an option - climate control is
PSE - sports exhaust
PASM - adaptive dampers
PDLS - adaptive lights (headlights turn with steering + more powerful xenon lights)
PDK - dct
PCM - better infotainment
The acronyms make it sound like I’m part of a toxic and weird cult. Have said them to a couple of people and the look on their face
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Soldato
Associate
New car for going to the shops in.
2016 981 Boxster S. 28K miles. GT Silver.
Car friend.
Soldato
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Associate
All these fast looking sports cars, and I'm off to the Volvo dealers in a bit to have a look at one
Soldato
Car friend.
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles working valet?
Underboss
No they were parking them
Associate
I can’t be friends with someone who can’t park
Blame the GT driver. (There are definitely no images on this site of me parking bad at any of the car meets ever).
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Soldato
Associate
using this for snow plowing, the S2K is for ironing and mcds breakfast
Wtf happened? Is it broken?
Soldato
suspension fell out
Associate
I assume you're being facetious, but really what is problem? Surely it can't be driven like this for tyre wear (let alone pain over going over bumps), or am I missing something very obvious?
Soldato
It’s on air suspension with adjustable height.