Shower - Day or Night?

Morba · 20 May 2008 at 00:27

Zefan said:
What an awesome thread.

Its the most ungay way of saying 'my bloke doesn't clean his bum properly'?

SideWinder · 20 May 2008 at 00:27

I think your username should not be 'bun' anymore but instead,'bum'.

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:28

Caged said:
Am I right to assume you thought you'd get a thread full of "wtf your friend is sick I shower every 5 minutes and whenever I poop i buy new clothes" and you've ended up with people disagreeing?

Actually no... but about the bum part I knew I should've been more careful

Skeptic · 20 May 2008 at 00:28

Rated 5.

Questions that remain unanswered. Bun, please advise;

a) How do you wash your bum? Bidet or some other method? Handtowel?
b) Why are you concerned with your friends bottom?
c) Do you think that washing your bum before bed is normal?

Regards,

The OcUK forum.

"andy" · 20 May 2008 at 00:28

this thread is bordering on retarded.

absolute head fart trying to work out what would make you tell the internet this

Viper² · 20 May 2008 at 00:28

bun said:
No I'm just saying, if you dont intent to shower before sleep, at least wash your bum if you pooped

His bed sheets were dirty because he only shower in the morning, and when he goes to bed each night, he's pretty much covered by sweat and dirt.

Your friend sweats out of his bum?

Morba · 20 May 2008 at 00:28

SideWinder said:
I think your username should not be 'bun' anymore but instead,'bum'.

but that would need a mod who is willing to have some fun...
Gilly? *cough* hehe

Caged · 20 May 2008 at 00:29

Actually it's not that strange, whenever I have a good dump I replace my bathroom, so washing isn't that crazy.

Glaucus · 20 May 2008 at 00:29

bun said:
Actually no... but about the bum part I knew I should've been more careful

You need to learn to wipe your rear better. If you think you need a shower to clean it up. Or change what you eat so it's solid.

SideWinder · 20 May 2008 at 00:29

Viper² said:
Your friend sweats out of his bum?

LOL!

Skeptic · 20 May 2008 at 00:30

Caged said:
Actually it's not that strange, whenever I have a good dump I replace my bathroom, so washing isn't that crazy.

Fantastic.

Gilly · 20 May 2008 at 00:30

Viper² said:
Your friend sweats out of his bum?

Everyone gets a sweaty bum every now and again.

Morba said:
but that would need a mod who is willing to have some fun...
Gilly? *cough* hehe

I don't do that kinda thing.

Caged · 20 May 2008 at 00:30

fus said:
Fantastic.

It's more out of necessity than OCD though, they don't make them like they used to

Glaucus · 20 May 2008 at 00:31

Gilly said:
I don't do that kinda thing.

Dang you must be sober for a change.

Skeptic · 20 May 2008 at 00:32

Quickest 5* thread ever?

davethe11 · 20 May 2008 at 00:32

no. 2 stars from me

Viper² · 20 May 2008 at 00:32

Gilly said:
Everyone gets a sweaty bum every now and again

Only if you don't wash.

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:32

Should giving the honor to my friend instead

Gilly · 20 May 2008 at 00:33

AcidHell2 said:
Dang you must be sober for a change.

Bit far fetched :confused:

I'm very rarely drunk on the forums. Very, very rarely. It's been months, except for a single post in SA recently.

thecremeegg · 20 May 2008 at 00:33

Haha this is brilliant!

I shower every morning and clean teeth morning and night. I do NOT wash my bottom after using the toilet - probably explains my brown bedsheets....sure they used to be white