Shower - Day or Night?

Viper² · 20 May 2008 at 00:47

Hey Bum, did you inspect that womans ring when she offered it you at the bus stop?

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:50

Viper² said:
Hey Bum, did you inspect that womans ring when she offered it you at the bus stop?

No...why? what difference would that make?

ElvisFan · 20 May 2008 at 00:57

fus said:
How do you wash your bum? Does loo roll not suffice until the morning when you shower? Do you stick your rear under the taps in the sink? I'm so confused

He probably uses the communal flannel

Glaucus · 20 May 2008 at 00:59

ElvisFan said:
He probably uses the communal flannel

or the nearest tooth brush for that scrubbed feeling

Mulder · 20 May 2008 at 00:59

Quality thread, have some stars.

I don't always shower after I poop in the evening but occasionally do depending on the days activities. As I eat a relatively healthy diet the pooping is normally of the solid variety and leaves no brown or "skidders" behind, excuse the pun.

Caged · 20 May 2008 at 01:05

thanks for that :/

SimonTW · 20 May 2008 at 01:31

Caged said:
Actually it's not that strange, whenever I have a good dump I replace my bathroom, so washing isn't that crazy.

Post of the thread.

GSXRMovistar · 20 May 2008 at 01:44

Odd, oh so very odd.

G-MAN2004 · 20 May 2008 at 01:48

Caged said:
Actually it's not that strange, whenever I have a good dump I replace my bathroom, so washing isn't that crazy.

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Mr.Bon · 20 May 2008 at 01:54

I shower at night, or atleast wash my face.
Go to bed clean, wake up clean.

BigglesPiP · 20 May 2008 at 01:58

I have showers before bed, mostly because I don't react well to shaving, and would rather have an itchy face while I'm asleep than when I'm trying to work.

I didn't know you were supposed to wash your "bum" specifically before you go to bed, and frankly I suspect you fail at toilet paper.

Mr.Bon · 20 May 2008 at 01:59

BigglesPiP said:
I didn't know you were supposed to wash your "bum" specifically before you go to bed, and frankly I suspect you fail at toilet paper.

In China, it would make much more sense.
Its kinda like wash before you go to bed. Not specifically your bum.
Thats what everyone on this thread is not understanding.

G-MAN2004 · 20 May 2008 at 02:06

Mr.Bon said:
In China, it would make much more sense.
Its kinda like wash before you go to bed. Not specifically your bum.
Thats what everyone on this thread is not understanding.

Change this guy's name to Mr.Bum.

Mr.Bon · 20 May 2008 at 02:06

BigglesPiP · 20 May 2008 at 02:16

Gilly said:
Bit far fetched I'm very rarely drunk on the forums. Very, very rarely. It's been months, except for a single post in SA recently.

What a coincidence, you see I'm very very rarely sober on here.

Tombo · 20 May 2008 at 02:31

....and breathe......

romperstomper · 20 May 2008 at 02:31

DanTheMan said:
Everyone sweats in their sleep anyway so there's not much point having a shower every night unless you've been playing sports and are actually dirty. The only time I ever have a bath or shower at night is when I put fresh bedding on so I can have that first night of freshness.

Brushing teeth though is different, I do it atleast twice a day.

Agree ,shower in the morning sometimes again early evening if been to the gym or got hot /going out ect.

Always wash my rear after a poop ,seems a bit odd waiting until bedtime :confused:

Tombo · 20 May 2008 at 02:34

What do you do? spread your legs and give it a good rub with a wet cloth and then burn it after it dries?

SideWinder · 20 May 2008 at 02:36

romperstomper said:
Always wash my rear after a poop ,seems a bit odd waiting until bedtime

But what happens if you're in a public toilet or somewhere besides your house? Do you just use the sink? Or not bother at all?

Tombo · 20 May 2008 at 02:38

Maybe he carries some bum wipes in a man bag.