Shower - Day or Night?

[SideWinder]

Should giving the honor to my friend instead

Hi bum!

 

[Morba]

I don't do that kinda thing.

Quality

 

[Glaucus]

Bit far fetched I'm very rarely drunk on the forums. Very, very rarely. It's been months.

You mean it's been far to long. It's always amusing. Although If I remember right you banned half of us.

nicely done.

 

[Caged]

Only if you don't wash.

Eh? If I shower then go out in the heat and actually move, no amount of soap that was used half an hour previously is going to prevent a sweaty crack.

Unless you shower in magical spells or something.

Hereby requesting my username to be changed to "poop"

 

[Morba]

Hereby requesting my username to be changed to "poop"

*cough* Gilly? hehe

 

[Hyper]

I brush my teeth twice a day (morning and night) and shower before going to bed.

Does this make me some kind of smelly freak

 

[Morba]

I brush my teeth twice a day (morning and night) and shower before going to bed.

Does this make me some kind of smelly freak

Depending on whats happening that day i will shower in the morning and sometimes before bed (that would be if its a work day then i hit the gym in the evening).

 

[Caged]

I brush my teeth twice a day (morning and night) and shower before going to bed.

Does this make me some kind of smelly freak

How dare you get up in the morning and spend all day walking around with nuggets that have magically appeared due to not washing hanging off you

 

[Morba]

How dare you get up in the morning and spend all day walking around with nuggets that have magically appeared due to not washing hanging off you

dangleberries!

 

[FishThrower]

there are some seriously weird people on this forum

its why I visit it so often!!

 

[SideWinder]

there are some seriously weird people on this forum

its why I visit it so often!!

You can hardly talk with a username like yours!

 

[Morba]

there are some seriously weird people on this forum

its why I visit it so often!!

lets be honest, you have taken part in far more weird threads than this one in your time

 

[Viper²]

Eh? If I shower then go out in the heat and actually move, no amount of soap that was used half an hour previously is going to prevent a sweaty crack.

Unless you shower in magical spells or something.

Hereby requesting my username to be changed to "poop"

I got a sweaty crack just reading that.

 

[bum]

In my attempt to explain the method on how to wash bum and washing bum after pooping, below is an image showing product recommended.
Also I got to point it out that do you not get an other bowel in the French hotels where you can wash your bum after pooping??!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Caged]

glad to be of service

I got a sweaty crack just reading that.

 

[Viper²]

In my attempt to explain the method on how to wash bum and washing bum after pooping, below is 2 images explaining the procedures and product recommended.
Also I got to point it out that do you not get an other bowel in the French hotels where you can wash your bum after pooping??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wouldn't 2 bowels make you poop more?

 

[Morba]

Also I got to point it out that do you not get an other bowel in the French hotels where you can wash your bum after pooping??!?!?!?!?!?!?

you change your bowel after 'dropping' it? hehe

 

[Skeptic]

In my attempt to explain the method on how to wash bum and washing bum after pooping, below is 2 images explaining the procedures and product recommended.
Also I got to point it out that do you not get an other bowel in the French hotels where you can wash your bum after pooping??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yes, in France - that's your guidance for normality? Explains a lot.

P.S. LOL at a specific product for washing ones bum.

 

[Gilly]

Also I got to point it out that do you not get an other bowel in the French hotels where you can wash your bum after pooping??!?!?!?!?!?!?

No wonder the French stink if they have a spare bowel.

 

[Kemik]

Edited. Beaten to it.