I have to admit I am aflicted by short slash disorder. I think I must have a smaller than average bladder as when I go I tend to do only about half as much as the bloke next door. I dream of doing a really, really, long, meaty, gush of a slash one day, like that south american bloke in Deuce Bigalo: American Giggalo. There's a guy at work who I think must have "down there" problems and takes a good 10 minutes to have a slash. If you go in the lavs and he is stood at the urinial, you'd bloody well better be able to go yourself pronto and get out, as if you dry up as it where, you could end up having a battle of wits, trying to get the other to pretend they've managed to have a slash without making any noise. That has actually happened. He lost.
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i don't use urinals, i'd hate to make people feel inadequate, that and i hate splash back, people not adhering to the 1 urinal rule and people who can't keep their eyes ont the job at hand (so to speak)
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It's best not to break the seal when you go out anyway.
One you pop you just can't stop.
One you pop you just can't stop.
Why have I never thought of this?!
I usually time it for when someone uses the hand dryer, you can make all the noise you want then, bliss.
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i thought i was the only one that did this
although it's shocking to not just how many people don't actually use the hand dryer (or even clean their hands at all) for that matter
I have repressed memories of you and me doing this in scubar 5 years ago.
Hate it also when people talk at the urinals. Was in the bog at the pub the other night and two guys walked in, and one of them shook hands with the other mid-wee 
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Light Jeans/Trousers + Urinals = Instant Fail
Very true, but it does get a tad hard to hold on!
.Light Jeans/Trousers + Urinals = Instant Fail
It's best not to break the seal when you go out anyway.
One you pop you just can't stop.
Very true, but it does get a tad hard to hold on!
I've never taken a dump in a urinal before!! That must be a sight!
Oh yeah - You know what I mean!
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Who gets that bloody dribble at the end?
You can shake it as much as you want after a pee(think what you will) but as soon as you put it back in your pants and let go.........
It's a pain for me as I have to get changed in work and sometimes I have a damp spot on my pants.
I also use a cubicle as I get too much splash back using a urinal. I did it once in work with my top off, My belly was all pee. Never again.
You can shake it as much as you want after a pee(think what you will) but as soon as you put it back in your pants and let go.........
It's a pain for me as I have to get changed in work and sometimes I have a damp spot on my pants.
I also use a cubicle as I get too much splash back using a urinal. I did it once in work with my top off, My belly was all pee. Never again.
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Apparently it's quite common.
yeh i get that too, really annoying, and chilly
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This thread is comedy gold. I'm a cubicle person my self
Looking at this thread, it seems there are a lot of people who use the cubical rather than the urinal?
I find that quite odd! Personally I'll use a urinal unless the man rules are not being adhered too or it's a bit overcrowded for personal comfort or I need a massive dump
I find that quite odd! Personally I'll use a urinal unless the man rules are not being adhered too or it's a bit overcrowded for personal comfort or I need a massive dump