Shy Wee

BigglesPiP · 2 May 2009 at 00:47

It's worse when your boss starts talking to you at the urinals.

A part of you is compelled to respond, and another is compelled to NEVER say anything while weeing.

Sinny · 2 May 2009 at 00:50

I dont use urinals, never have and never will. I can do it when I'm totally pished but if I'm sober I cant use them.

Johnny Girth · 2 May 2009 at 01:39

Am I the only one who gets splashback from urinals? I find if I use them my trousers always have a fine spray on them. Hence why I now always use the toilet!

Sinny · 2 May 2009 at 01:52

Johnny Girth said:
Am I the only one who gets splashback from urinals? I find if I use them my trousers always have a fine spray on them. Hence why I now always use the toilet!

Nope, the taps always though if it's those push ones.

Solari · 2 May 2009 at 09:41

Knubje said:
40/60

50/60

LabR@t · 2 May 2009 at 09:59

local pub as a tiled wall with drain on floor in middle as the urinal

fine don't see what the problem is with using urinals

RetiredGreyFox · 2 May 2009 at 10:31

Real men pee anywhere, anytime with anyone while holding a conversation.
Some of you have got issues.

mrk · 2 May 2009 at 10:32

Real men loving men?

A2Z · 2 May 2009 at 10:37

I always use a cubicle if possible.

Solari · 2 May 2009 at 10:38

A2Z said:
I always use a cubicle if possible.

I use a cubicle most of the time, but primarily so I can have a damn good fart without playing to a watching audience.

NiCkNaMe · 2 May 2009 at 12:03

I use whatever is free... although if im out somewhere important i'll use the cubicle so i can dry myself afterwards

Walked in the bogs the other day and a guy followed me in... he went into a cubicle whilst i was at the urinals and jesus holy christ, it sounded like a brass band was playing with a special encore from the trumpeteers. Was that funny I started clapping before I hastily left the bogs

jahujames · 2 May 2009 at 12:09

I take dumps and put them in my pockets for safe keeping.

I like poo.

LabR@t · 2 May 2009 at 12:09

dmpoole said:
Real men pee anywhere, anytime with anyone while holding a conversation.
Some of you have got issues.

+1

NiCkNaMe · 2 May 2009 at 12:10

http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Like-To-Poo-In-My-Pants/401593

wth lol

Quint · 2 May 2009 at 12:16

My mate once came into the loos when I was peeing, he then decided to bear hug me from behind with my arms stuck down my sides. He the proceded to pick me up and spin me round whilst still peeing. I ****ed on someones shoe and ****ed in rings round the whole toilet. He then dropped me, laughed and ran out.

I've ****ed in cubicals ever since.

LabR@t · 2 May 2009 at 12:26

NiCkNaMe said:
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Like-To-Poo-In-My-Pants/401593

wth lol

wtf ?/

paddy · 2 May 2009 at 12:29

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe had an entire episode focused on this!

Season 5 Episode 4. Konnie Huq attempts to save guys who can't pee in public. Very funny and worth a watch, the full episode is on YouTube in 3 parts, but contains bad language - hence no link

Morgoth · 2 May 2009 at 12:32

Secret_Window said:
I love it when you're having a poo and the guy next door farts while squeezing one out and coughs to cover it up. Very amusing. I even heard one person say "Ouch!" after farting, I was trying not to burst out laughing.

Ahahaha.

EDIT: I'm also a cubicle person, I can use a urinal if I'm the only one in the toilet but if anyone else is there I can't squeeze a drop out.

Freeman · 2 May 2009 at 12:35

Not at all. I go in, do my stuff and go back out. I laugh at the guys stood there for 5 minutes before they starting weeing.

And if any bloke ever told me to wash my hands after a pee I'd tell them to **** off. My penis isn't dirty and I didn't wee all over my hands so why wash?

Morgoth · 2 May 2009 at 12:50