So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

Amnesia · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:10

20 seconds wth lol
you were there with it all out about to explode and he stood talking to you for 20 seconds. what the hell could he have been saying to you ????

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:12

Amnesia said:
20 seconds wth lol
you were there with it all out about to explode and he stood talking to you for 20 seconds. what the hell could he have been saying to you ????

"I'm just letting you know you left all the lights on downstairs..."

Six7th · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:13

Amnesia said:
20 seconds wth lol
you were there with it all out about to explode and he stood talking to you for 20 seconds. what the hell could he have been saying to you ????

He obviously knew what was going on and came upstairs just to watch.

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:14

Six7th said:
He obviously knew what was going on and came upstairs just to watch.

Lol to see if I'm doing it right? Clearly not apparently since I'm using s towel!

Mr_White · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:20

saintdefender said:
getting a bit of seman on them, which is totally germ free and is actually healthy for you, isn't that big of a deal.

Eat it instead.

Efficient.

Dandaman · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:22

My ex's mum walked in on us, didnt bother me in the slightest... infact I actually brought it up at the dinner table whilst the father and 2 brothers were pressent.... I dont see why I should be embarassed about life lol, these things happen

Amnesia · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:24

Dandaman said:
My ex's mum walked in on us, didnt bother me in the slightest... infact I actually brought it up at the dinner table whilst the father and 2 brothers were pressent.... I dont see why I should be embarassed about life lol, these things happen

they had a dinner table in the caravan ?

Robbo · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:25

Dandaman said:
My ex's mum walked in on us, didnt bother me in the slightest... infact I actually brought it up at the dinner table whilst the father and 2 brothers were pressent.... I dont see why I should be embarassed about life lol, these things happen

What did you say?

hurfdurf · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:39

Dandaman said:
My ex's mum walked in on us, didnt bother me in the slightest... infact I actually brought it up at the dinner table whilst the father and 2 brothers were pressent.... I dont see why I should be embarassed about life lol, these things happen

Key word here being "ex" I believe

Temi_D · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:40

Dandaman said:
My ex's mum walked in on us, didnt bother me in the slightest... infact I actually brought it up at the dinner table whilst the father and 2 brothers were pressent.... I dont see why I should be embarassed about life lol, these things happen

Tell the long story pls

[FnG]magnolia · 16 Sep 2011 at 03:33

OP, I'm guessing your GF broke up with you due to this towel fetish you have?

steve-h · 16 Sep 2011 at 03:46

Everyone masturbates, it's not that embarrassing really. I'm surprised I've never been caught.

edit:

saintdefender said:
I don't really wanna go into detail lol.

Lets just say I was in bed, over my quilt with a towel on my chest.

nuff' said.

... wtfman

TurnipHead · 16 Sep 2011 at 03:58

Hey, it's 4am and I'm bored.

Princey · 16 Sep 2011 at 04:02

I've been caught before by brother. I had to pay him £5 not to tell Mom and I had to try and convince them I was simply checking my ball sack for cancer.

StriderX · 16 Sep 2011 at 05:00

Princey said:
I've been caught before by brother. I had to pay him £5 not to tell Mom and I had to try and convince them I was simply checking my ball sack for cancer.

lol

hlxbravo · 16 Sep 2011 at 06:07

Nerusy said:
.......chances are you mother and father done it. Relax

Probably not what the OP wants to be imagining I would have thought

bHappy · 16 Sep 2011 at 06:11

your dad's probably laughing his ass now. hahaha.

rubin1961 · 16 Sep 2011 at 07:09

Good lad

eddie101 · 16 Sep 2011 at 07:30

To the OP, did you learn the 'towel trick' from your dad? Or is it just a method you've worked on over time?

Spektor · 16 Sep 2011 at 07:49

Next time he is out pack your stuff and go -- leave your old life behind -- never see or speak to anyone you know again -- when your father eventually dies turn up at his grave and masturbate on the headstone -- victory?