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So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)
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Thats what lead to the problem
But seriously why bother talking to him about it. He is a guy, he does it too - just move on.
Man of Honour
Have you seen his mother?!
Someone on another forum (JoeRogan's) posted a picture of their fap towel once, it was yellow stained all over/
I cannot get that image out of my head now since reading Op's towel comment :/
How disgusting!
Soldato
Awesome. Just awesome.
just remember he's probbaly been doing it in that house too, and possibly got caught by his own parents when he was younger.
Now try to get the image of your dad fapping out of your head.
Man of Honour
"Sit down son, I need to tell you a few things about........ and don't forget the towel"
I'm confused, is having a roll of tissue paper handy all that much trouble? Lets face it, everyone has to blow there nose and it saves scavenging the bin ><
He might try and put you off by sitting down and talking about him and your mum... still could be worse. Couple of months ago I was grabbing a suitcase out of my parents room and there was a toy left for all to see on my mums bedside table
Do you have contests? See who can get the highest?
Man of Honour
What worries me is that most of you don't have any rapport with your parents and you think they only had sex once or twice where the reality is they are doing it more than you.
Believe me there in nothing you have done that they haven't unless it involves some weirder stuff.
From the age of 13 I would argue with my mum about where she had put my jazz mags and me and my dad were swapping mags.
It wasn't done person to person though, I knew where he hid his and he knew I kept mine between vinyl albums (especially Black Sabbath Master Of Reality because it had a box cover).
During early teenage years my mum would always knock on the door and I'd ask her to give me 5 minutes.
Oh and in around 46 years of fapping (I invented it when I was about 7) I've never used anything other than tissues or toilet paper.
I can't get over that people do it in socks - think about your wife/parents.
Believe me there in nothing you have done that they haven't unless it involves some weirder stuff.
From the age of 13 I would argue with my mum about where she had put my jazz mags and me and my dad were swapping mags.
It wasn't done person to person though, I knew where he hid his and he knew I kept mine between vinyl albums (especially Black Sabbath Master Of Reality because it had a box cover).
During early teenage years my mum would always knock on the door and I'd ask her to give me 5 minutes.
Oh and in around 46 years of fapping (I invented it when I was about 7) I've never used anything other than tissues or toilet paper.
I can't get over that people do it in socks - think about your wife/parents.
Soldato
Should have asked your mum to finish you off and get your dad to clean up.
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Caporegime
Posh tugs perhaps safer in the future?
I highly doubt you will never fap again, no man can do that.
I highly doubt you will never fap again, no man can do that.
Soldato
I'm confused, is having a roll of tissue paper handy all that much trouble? Lets face it, everyone has to blow there nose and it saves scavenging the bin ><
He might try and put you off by sitting down and talking about him and your mum... still could be worse. Couple of months ago I was grabbing a suitcase out of my parents room and there was a toy left for all to see on my mums bedside table
did you sniff it ?