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Polos..the bint with the hole.
So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)
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Never been caught, never understood how anyone could get caught. Your first port of error is fapping with the door closed.
I keep the door open and just listen out for the living room door opening or movement downstairs.
I keep the door open and just listen out for the living room door opening or movement downstairs.
Soldato
Approach your father and say:
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!?!?"
trust me it works every time.
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!?!?"
trust me it works every time.
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EVERY?!!!
Soldato
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This is the funniest thing ever.....How does it feel that you are now known as towel fap?
Soldato
I thought it was odd that people don't towel fap
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Your dad probably walked out, went to another room and gave your mother one. Im just telling the truth!
Soldato
My mum walked in when I was younger, old chap out my flies fapping away inches away from the monitor stood up so I pretended I was sorting out the shelf on top of my desk!
Man of Honour
WTF I don't want to ask this but for some reason it has to be asked but...were you planning on delivery on your monitor or something?
WTF.
WTF.
Soldato
No usually just a slight cup of the hand catches it!
Caporegime
I think spunking in your hand is even more weirder than using a towel! 
Soldato
I think spunking in your hand is even more weirder than using a towel!
I could tell you something really weird, but you would think I was trolling
Caporegime
I could tell you something really weird, but you would think I was trolling
Spit it out man.
Caporegime
Spit it out man.
o.O
Soldato
Ever since I started... ya know since I was a little lad I have always "consumed" my man gravy!
Caporegime
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