So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

HamZilla · 5 Dec 2011 at 00:26

Polos..the bint with the hole.

Aleksandrs · 5 Dec 2011 at 00:46

Never been caught, never understood how anyone could get caught. Your first port of error is fapping with the door closed.
I keep the door open and just listen out for the living room door opening or movement downstairs.

trigger-happy · 5 Dec 2011 at 00:53

Approach your father and say:

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!?!?"

trust me it works every time.

Deleted member 651465 · 5 Dec 2011 at 01:07

trigger-happy said:
Approach your father and say:

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!?!?"

trust me it works every time.

EVERY?!!!

Glaucus · 5 Dec 2011 at 01:07

EVH said:
EVERY?!!!

He obviously is entertained. That's why it happens daily

trigger-happy · 5 Dec 2011 at 14:02

EVH said:
EVERY?!!!

Glaucus said:
He obviously is entertained. That's why it happens daily

shootersam · 5 Dec 2011 at 16:51

This is the funniest thing ever.....How does it feel that you are now known as towel fap?

Skillmister · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:00

shootersam said:
This is the funniest thing ever.....How does it feel that you are now known as towel fap?

I thought it was odd that people don't towel fap

AberystwythLAD · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:04

Your dad probably walked out, went to another room and gave your mother one. Im just telling the truth!

NeoReloaded · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:26

My mum walked in when I was younger, old chap out my flies fapping away inches away from the monitor stood up so I pretended I was sorting out the shelf on top of my desk!

mrk · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:29

WTF I don't want to ask this but for some reason it has to be asked but...were you planning on delivery on your monitor or something?

WTF.

NeoReloaded · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:31

mrk said:
WTF I don't want to ask this but for some reason it has to be asked but...were you planning on delivery on your monitor or something?

WTF.

No usually just a slight cup of the hand catches it!

ic1male · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:32

I think spunking in your hand is even more weirder than using a towel!

NeoReloaded · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:35

ic1male said:
I think spunking in your hand is even more weirder than using a towel!

I could tell you something really weird, but you would think I was trolling

ic1male · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:44

NeoReloaded said:
I could tell you something really weird, but you would think I was trolling

Spit it out man. :cool:

Tummy · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:45

ic1male said:
Spit it out man.

o.O

NeoReloaded · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:52

Ever since I started... ya know since I was a little lad I have always "consumed" my man gravy!

Tummy · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:54

NeoReloaded said:
Ever since I started... ya know since I was a little lad I have always "consumed" my man gravy!

Vile

TNGL · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:55

NeoReloaded said:
Ever since I started... ya know since I was a little lad I have always "consumed" my man gravy!

Get out, and take your man gravy with you :eek:

Cosimo · 5 Dec 2011 at 17:58

NeoReloaded said:
Ever since I started... ya know since I was a little lad I have always "consumed" my man gravy!

Just wipe your face and leave by the door on the left.

So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

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