So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

[Amp34]

Dude, how many girls have asked you to put a towel on your chest?

Normally the towel on the chest comes after...

As for stealth fapping... Impossible in a caravan... :/

 

[Reaper 392]

As for stealth fapping... Impossible in a caravan... :/

amateur

 

[Jonny69]

o/p, your dad is probably more relieved you've never walked in on HIM doing it

 

[Amp34]

Lol at towel on chest. Aaah, the joys of youth. I used to be able to get it over my shoulder - now I'm lucky if I can reach my belly button

Good god! El Razar is that you?

 

[haaammit]

I like tickling my brown balloon knot whilst engaging in 'ahem' rude play. Does anyone else?

 

[Fr0dders]

it could have been worse, you could have been caught on webcam fingering some bacon whilst wearing a scuba mask and snorkel whilst pleasuring yourself by your younger sister.

 

[PMKeates]

I like tickling my brown balloon knot whilst engaging in 'ahem' rude play. Does anyone else?

It starts with a tickle...

 

[Marshstyles]

Very funny thread!

Some great stories and some disturbing ones

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I like tickling my brown balloon knot whilst engaging in 'ahem' rude play. Does anyone else?

Got a genuine LOL from me

 

[shadow_boxer]

This thread is still delivering! I am happy! ha.

Ive been caught with a girl more times than i care to count!
When i used to live at home my mum was pretty cool, if i was getting laid she would usually have a beer and sarnie waiting for me! =D
She did learn to knock though, i had a girl on the floor near the door and ya know just smashing her pasty and had just hit vinegar face stage so no turning back, then the door opens just as i hit launch in shock i pulled out and fair to say i managed to injure the poor girls eye and the mothers feet........
Mother turned around and left not saying a word and when we finally cleaned up and came down she was more concerned on making sure the girls pink eye was okay! I was in stitches but the poor lass never did call!

Still though, a bloody towel on your chest!! Classic!!

Priceless. Post of the thread!

 

[ScarySquirrel]

My Mum caught me once. Worst thing is she said "Have a nice time" as she walked out. I wanted to kill myself.

 

[SlugForAButt]

My Mum caught me once. Worst thing is she said "Have a nice time" as she walked out. I wanted to kill myself.

Would you rather she stayed and "lent a hand"?

 

[marc2003]

I like tickling my brown balloon knot whilst engaging in 'ahem' rude play. Does anyone else?

erm.... nope. made me laugh though.

 

[chaparral]

So after doing the deed, what do you do with said towel?

Go and dry the dishes

 

[marc2003]

Go and dry the dishes

forget the value added goodness for a moment.... you use towels to dry your dishes??

 

[steve-h]

forget the value added goodness for a moment.... you use towels to dry your dishes??

he uses towels to ejaculate into... it's not that big of a leap really

 

[PiKe]

It could have been weirder, he could have been doing a handstand.

Anyway, flannels are where it's at.

 

[Cosimo]

Go and dry the dishes

Makes the plates look polished.

 

[Kazz]

Crusty flannels...niiiiice.

 

[Mak3R]

Thread delivers.

OP failed to deliver.

Getting some serious LOLs from all this.