So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

Nerusy · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:38

those who recommend talking to him...what do you guys even mean rofl

"Hey day, what you saw...its perfectly natural, everybody does it, okay? I just wanted to talk to you so as to not scar you for your life, it's natural and healthy, do no fear it"?

Danthus · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:39

Gackt said:
I can't believe I'm actually reading a masturbation thread on OcUK.

Neither can I, It was bad enough catching him.

Me and your mum are taking the dog for a walk now son.

Vonhelmet · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:39

saintdefender said:
How could I?

My brother once walked in on me getting a handjob from a girlfriend. I was so surprised that things... um... ended rather abruptly. Mercifully I'd heard him on the creaky floorboard outside scant seconds before, so had pulled the covers over myself, but he then hung about for ages talking while I tried not to glow suspiciously.

Substance · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:40

It's not the catching you doing the deed I would be worried about, it's the fact that he probably saw "Gordon Ramsey Midget Beastlove snuff xxx 4" on your screen

Vonhelmet · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:41

I once walked in on my parents and was told in no uncertain terms to leave the room. Whoops.

GarethSouthgate · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:41

simulatorman said:
Ask him to join in next time.

Group **** for the win!

SexyGreyFox · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:42

Nerusy said:
Newsflash everybody does it, chances are you mother and father done it. Relax

Done it?
You mean do it.

cm1179 · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:43

op has now discovered danger *******. normal ******* will now not suffice.

Nerusy · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:43

dmpoole said:
Done it?
You mean do it.

I made a terrible assumption that they're still sexually active couple

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:43

Gackt said:
I can't believe I'm actually reading a masturbation thread on OcUK.

Given the userbase it's stastically far more likely than a "hey guys I'm having sex!" thread.

Gackt · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:44

LC155 said:
Habeeb it.

TWINKIE HOUSE!

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:47

[FnG]magnolia;20079979 said:
Given the userbase it's stastically far more likely than a "hey guys I'm having sex!" thread.

I can't believe I am the one kicking off the start of it!

~>Dg<~ · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:47

worst im a great at ******* thread ever

marc2003 · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:49

eddie101 said:
should have invited him to play soggy biscuit tbh

ew.

i do remember someone i knew as a teenager was really keen to try it..... you can't be right in the head for seriously contemplating it.

Tephnos · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:50

Mission for OP: Yell for Dad or Mum to come up to see you.

Finish before they get upstairs.

<Dubz> · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:54

so embarrassed about your Dad but willing to share with everyone of the 1000's of members of this forum?

He's probably just as embarrassed as you but knew it could happen 1 day!

theipodkid · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:54

You should have walked downstairs 5mins later with tissue in your hand. xD

^TANK^ · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:54

Oh young man!

eddie101 · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:55

marc2003 said:
ew.

i do remember someone i knew as a teenager was really keen to try it..... you can't be right in the head for seriously contemplating it.

Hey, as long as you win...... or lose. Hold on, how do you 'win' at a game of soggy biscuit, usually in a race if you come first, you win. Usually if you come first in this race, you'd lose, but in actual fact you win by not winning the biscuit. Oh man, this games confusing.

You're right, cant be right in the head to contemplate it, i can't even do that!

jake the mus · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:55

tbh if you have come out of a 4 year relationship then you should know how to sneak one out better than that!