So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

[Reaper 392]

I didn't hear him come up, and he saw the porn, I really am as far as excuses go.

you were clearly doing your media studies work

 

[Danthus]

Oh yes.

OK.

 

[EdwardTeach]

How exactly did he catch you? Were you fapping in the middle of the room with your trouser around you ankles?

If you were lying in bed, then he may have thought you were doing something totally innocent like having a nap.

 

[GarethSouthpete]

Was thinking more along the lines of a hotdog

Could be the hovis rolls.....

With mayo or salad cream?

 

[jake the mus]

I doubt the OP shares a bed with his dad so waiting for him to fall asleep was not an option.

ha true i suppose!

What happened to saying "Wait, I'm getting changed" or something assuming this was at night. If he asked why you were getting changed you just say you sharted or something, much less embarressing.

Sharted, class, new one on me!

 

[CliffyBiro]

Should have asked for a Dutch Rudder.

 

[eddie101]

With mayo or salad cream?

Depends how well the OP washes

 

[Nix]

Caught at 22?

Not sure what to say.

It's definitely a Catch 22!

 

[GarethSouthpete]

Depends how well the OP washes

Lovely.

 

[saintdefender]

How exactly did he catch you? Were you fapping in the middle of the room with your trouser around you ankles?

If you were lying in bed, then he may have thought you were doing something totally innocent like having a nap.

I don't really wanna go into detail lol.

Lets just say I was in bed, over my quilt with a towel on my chest.

nuff' said.

 

[Danthus]

Towel on my chest.

Classic !

 

[GarethSouthpete]

Just say you had cramp and was trying to massage it out.

 

[_Gizka_]

 

[batsy]

I wouldn't worry tbh, just act as if it didn't happen. Your dad is hardly going to want to have a 'serious chat' about it, although he may take the **** if he's like my dad.

Edit.. Towel on chest rofl

 

[jake the mus]

I don't really wanna go into detail lol.

Lets just say I was in bed, over my quilt with a towel on my chest.

nuff' said.

ha towel?? jesus, whats wrong with tissue ffs! surely you dont warrant a towel

 

[eddie101]

Lets just say I was in bed, over my quilt with a towel on my chest.

You just made me spit coffee on my keyboard...... how very dare you

 

[saintdefender]

You just made me spit coffee on my keyboard...... how very dare you

Because clearly towels that I own, much more practical and easier to clean.. you ever tried wiping your japer with tissue?

 

[Reaper 392]

you really need to learn how to do the stealth fap

 

[Danthus]

You just made me spit coffee on my keyboard...... how very dare you

Just think how useful a towel would be now.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

A towel?! Dear Lord, this just got amazing