So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:55

<De@thW!sh> said:
so embarrassed about your Dad but willing to share with everyone of the 1000's of members of this forum?

He's probably just as embarrassed as you but knew it could happen 1 day!

internet anonymity

Snapper^ · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:56

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:57

Snapper^ said:

Not quite like that… it was actually a rather tidy experience (especially because I didn't get to finish!)

Mark3h · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:57

Walk downstairs and say, was struggling there until you came along, thanks dad.

Snapper^ · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:57

well there goes sayin it was a spooky ghost excuse

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:58

The OP two minutes before getting "the urge" ...

GarethSouthgate · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:59

It was probably more traumatic for him than it was for you!

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:59

[FnG]magnolia;20080120 said:
The OP two minutes before getting "the urge" ...

I can honestly tell you without a shred of doubt, no. lol

Danthus · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:59

jake the mus said:
tbh if you have come out of a 4 year relationship then you should know how to sneak one out better than that!

I doubt the OP shares a bed with his dad so waiting for him to fall asleep was not an option.

eddie101 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:00

saintdefender said:
I can honestly tell you without a shred of doubt, no. lol

Someones gonna say it, TTIUWP..... with hovis

GarethSouthgate · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:01

eddie101 said:
Someones gonna say it, TTIUWP..... with hovis

Sausage sarnie? :eek:

Moothead2 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:02

What happened to saying "Wait, I'm getting changed" or something assuming this was at night. If he asked why you were getting changed you just say you sharted or something, much less embarressing.

GarethSouthgate · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:03

Moothead2 said:
What happened to saying "Wait, I'm getting changed" or something assuming this was at night. If he asked why you were getting changed you just say you sharted or something, much less embarressing.

Or he had an itch.

marc2003 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:03

eddie101 said:
Hey, as long as you win...... or lose. Hold on, how do you 'win' at a game of soggy biscuit, usually in a race if you come first, you win. Usually if you come first in this race, you'd lose, but in actual fact you win by not winning the biscuit. Oh man, this games confusing.

you win if you don't come last. and suddenly, come has taken on a double meaning....

eddie101 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:04

sigma said:
Sausage sarnie?

Was thinking more along the lines of a hotdog

Could be the hovis rolls.....

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:04

Moothead2 said:
What happened to saying "Wait, I'm getting changed" or something assuming this was at night. If he asked why you were getting changed you just say you sharted or something, much less embarressing.

I didn't hear him come up, and he saw the porn, I really am fooked as far as excuses go.

Danthus · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:06

It was straight porn, yes?

Deiwos · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:06

Walked in on my old housemate doing his business lying on the floor. **** knows why he did it that way. Walked out, went into the kitchen, 10 minutes later he comes in and just goes 'that was cracking, fancy a pint?'

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:07

OldCoals said:
It was straight porn, yes?

Oh yes.

eddie101 · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:07

Good job you hadn't just finished eating an ice lolly and got startled:

Bad times