Someone stole our Xmas tree at work!!!

This has to be one of the funniest threads i've read this month :cry:, it's completely gone off course haha! Just pure bants :cry:.

An update for you all, my boss called the Police this morning :cry: and they turned up within 30 mins! Gave them a still image and the popo said they would contact the local universities and colleges and see if they can trace this individual who stole our tree... :cry: purely basing off the fact that it could be a student they said. I was also given the option to press charges or just a slap on the wrist.

Well we'll see what happens from here, i dunno whether to find this absolutely hilarious that someone came in and robbed our tree or be annoyed cos now i have to put up another one :cry:
 
FoxEye said:
What it proves is that people cannot accurately determine age based on a photo. Doubly so in this case when the photo is so low quality. So people will "play it safe" and flag anything that could show a girl under 25. Those people probably think they're protecting the world from pedos, but they just end up flagging a whole load of completely legal content.
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My God, what do you think actually happened in this thread? There were a couple of pervy "I'd hit it" style comments and it was then pointed out that she looks a bit borderline. No one's coming to inspect the contents of your hard drive man, relax.

This has got to be the biggest guilt stiffy I've ever witnessed on the internet since the time I accidently Google Image searched "Katie Hopkins public field".
 
It's almost tempting to post the footage of her running off with the tree! But you know... pervs in this thread :cry:
 
Dirk Diggler said:
My God, what do you think actually happened in this thread? There were a couple of pervy "I'd hit it" style comments and it was then pointed out that she looks a bit borderline. No one's coming to inspect the contents of your hard drive man, relax.

This has got to be the biggest guilt stiffy I've ever witnessed on the internet since the time I accidently Google Image searched "Katie Hopkins public field".
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If it hadn't been for all the Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter references you might have a point.

I just think that people are far too quick to make serious allegations based on, well, nothing at all. "Guilt stiffy?" If you say so.

Voltar said:
Is this actually a thread to try to catch paedos out? :cry::p
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Yeah we seem to have the Pedofinder General and all his deputies in this thread :P
 
Voltar said:
Is this actually a thread to try to catch paedos out? :cry::p
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If so then suspicion should fall on the people who are claiming that being attracted to any woman who isn't at least obviously middle-aged is paedophilia. It is a bit suspicious when someone is that obsessed with something in such a strange way, especially when they're using their own obsession to try to do harm to others.

At least the police aren't yet deranged enough to be like Dirk Diggler et alia - the police are starting in what's obviously the most likely place (universities) because on the basis of appearance and behaviour it's likely she's an adult student. They're not fanatically hunting for witches communists heretics counter-revolutionaries satanic ritual abusers that they're obsessively certain are lurking everywhere. Reds under the beds! EVERYBODY PANIC! IT'S MORAL PANIC TIME!
 
What on earth was she thinking? To steal a Christmas tree she must be hard up.

and what’s worse at midnight. Which means she probably isn’t 12. Don’t think a 12 year old would be out the house at night to steal a Christmas tree.

Plot twists: It’s Jay85’s girlfriend.
 
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robgmun said:
Don't look up Lemon party...
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Sorry, couldn't help myself...

The Lemon Party of Canada (Parti Citron) was a frivolous Canadian political party which has operated on a federal level, and provincially in Quebec. The party was registered on January 8, 1987[1] by then-leader Denis R. Patenaude, and deregistered on November 14, 1998 for failing to have at least ten candidates stand for election.[2][3] The party was headed by "Pope Terence the First", whose existence is unconfirmed.[4] Their official agent is Mary-Gabrielle Blay II.
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That's shocking! :p
 
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