Star Wars VIII : The Last Jedi [WARNING: SPOILERS]

[PlacidCasual]

Just looked at the full list of winners a who the smeg chose them must have been on crack.
https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/star-wars-last-jedi-wins-big-rakuten-tv-empire-awards-2018/

Wonder Woman beat Logan for best Sci-Fi!
Kingsmen 2 (which I liked) won best Thriller!

My gosh if that was an Empire panel that chose those winners they have deeply undermined my previously held faith that Empire was a good barometer of a movie's guality.

 

[x-st]

Daisy Ridley beat Frances McDormand for best actress? My gast is flabbered.

 

[Fubsy]

It stinks.

I certainly will be bringing a truck full of salt to any review I read/watch.listen to of theirs in the future.

 

[VincentHanna]

They are readers votes, not Empire themselves.

https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/voting-opens-2018-empire-awards/

 

[Fubsy]

Oh, that explains it then. Probably the only film they went to see last year.

 

[PlacidCasual]

They are readers votes, not Empire themselves.

https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/voting-opens-2018-empire-awards/

I hoped that would be the case.

 

[JediFragger]

Sounds like the voters are a bunch of 12-year olds!!

edit - Ahhhh the public, no wonder then. Most are knobheads.

 

[Gerard]

Money well spent...

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Just ******* why......

 

[Gerard]

Just ******* why......

Apparently Luke milking the tit of a giant Sea Cow was so essential to the script it had to be done with a physical prop.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Apparently Luke milking the tit of a giant Sea Cow was so essential to the script it had to be done with a physical prop.

I'd go on some rant about Kathleen Kennedy wanting it there for feminist nazi reasons but to be honest i dont need to when the film has the BIGGEST MARY SUE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD in it!

 

[PlacidCasual]

The sea cow scene was offensively bad, a spit in the face to the character imo. Bordering on sabotage.

Wait if I remove sea cow from that sentence and replace it with "The Last Jedi" it's probably a fair reflection of how I feel in my less forgiving moments.

 

[JediFragger]

Just ******* why......

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm green milk........

 

[Jokester]

It would have made some sense I guess if Luke was totally alone on the island and had to rely on whatever source of food and water he could find.

Except there was a bloody great nunnery there that looked after the temple.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm green milk........

Perve!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

It would have made some sense I guess if Luke was totally alone on the island and had to rely on whatever source of food and water he could find.

Except there was a bloody great nunnery there that looked after the temple.

If Luke had gone all “crazy Yoda” then it would have made sense, but he knowingly drank the unpasteurised milk and did it in the most creepy way. Why

 

[Jokester]

If Luke had gone all “crazy Yoda” then it would have made sense, but he knowingly drank the unpasteurised milk and did it in the most creepy way. Why

Bitty

 

[JediFragger]

Bitty

 

[JediFragger]

Let's rake over some ****!!!

 

[PlacidCasual]

Rian Johnson should be forced to watch Star Wars Rebels on loop till he understands the errors he’s made. Just finished the final episode of the final series, amazingly good end that completed the story nicely.