STD tests

Results by text, reckon my mate needs checking out, his tally is in it's 40's...at 20, would love to see that text.

"Hai, this doc. Got tst result. U got da clam. Soz m8 lol!, got sum pillz tho, so no probs. Txtd ya mum 2, she was like wtf!. cya in clinik."

Edit: lol, one of bosses just came round and looked at screen and this page was up, what a title...
 
Dj_Jestar said:
Life/Health insurers ask if you have had an HIV test. I made a rant thread about this very same thing a few months ago.
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Really why do they do this?

Surely it's something all responsable people do before they consider starting a family? :confused:

Or do most people just forget about their younger years and hope for the best?

I'd be surprised if most sexually active people haven't had one. :o
 
georges said:
Didn't hurt badly for me.

Sure I wouldn't do it for fun. It stung a tad, but I just lent my head back and clenched my fists. It only lasts about 5seconds and then it's over with anyway.
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I'm thinking that guys have varying urethrae sensitivity and/or size, so a narrower one would find it more painful/uncomfortable.
 
Right, about to get dressed and go for my test. I REALLY need to, well urinate but i can't as i need to have a urine sample thingy when i get there. :o
 
if you google your area and GUM you'll find your local sexual health clinic. most of them operate appointments and an anonymous drop in clinic (if you go to the later try and go as early as possible as they do run on)

only been the once, should probably have been long before that due to a less than shining track record but hey.

pinprick for the blood test for HIV and hepititis. pee for chlamidia and swab for ghonorea and other ****rot type diseases.

i never noticed the swab being particularly painful, but i've apparenly got quite a wide urethra. though i dont think she stuck it in, if she did it didn't go far.


and yes, don't worry about the woman touching your bits. after the chat you've just had with her you really won't be thinking any kind of good thoughts.
 
don't people have STD tests regularly here? Even if I've been with someone for a while I still go as it sometimes takes a while for symptoms to appear. It's just common sense, even if you're careful, you never know - though admittedly I doubt anyone is careful 100% of the time - heat of the moment and all that.
 
Right.

1) I filled in my details at reception.
2) A man called my name and we went to a special room.
3) He asked me why i was here and asked about my sexual partners - protection etc.
4) Inspected my bits.
5) I didnt get a swab test down my tube but he did a swab on the side of a small spot that has recently appeared.
6) Urine sample and waited in another room.
7) Blood test by a kind lady.
8) Done.

Exciting stuff. ;)
 
TimBrad said:
The internal scrapey one is hell on earth, specially with some 60ish year old asian male doctor holding your most prized posession and sticking something in it! :eek:

Next 24 hours of peeing were a bit painful, but no pain between pees!
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*boggle*

It's not normally anywhere near that bad! It should be a slightly unpleasant scrape around your old boy, no lasting effect.

Last time I got done, it was by a really, really hot Australian lass. Having a cute woman fiddle with your junk in an entirely non sexual way is... odd.
 
Tom0 said:
Cotton swab down the old boy, also my friend has told me he has had a metal one put down his, it opened out and scraped skin cells off the inside. Those are extreme cases though I believe.
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WTF!

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Does anyone have any idea which STDs are tested for with the cotton bud down the old boy's eye? I'd rather my **** dropped off to be honest!
 
jas72 said:
Really why do they do this?

Surely it's something all responsable people do before they consider starting a family? :confused:

Or do most people just forget about their younger years and hope for the best?

I'd be surprised if most sexually active people haven't had one. :o
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Those who take tests must be more promiscuous and haphazard with their genitals, apparently :confused:.
 
SideWinder said:
Right.

1) I filled in my details at reception.
2) A man called my name and we went to a special room.
3) He asked me why i was here and asked about my sexual partners - protection etc.
4) Inspected my bits.
5) I didnt get a swab test down my tube but he did a swab on the side of a small spot that has recently appeared.
6) Urine sample and waited in another room.
7) Blood test by a kind lady.
8) Done.

Exciting stuff. ;)
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Did the man touch your penis?
 
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