Stealing drinks out of the works fridge

[Hagar]

Just shake it violently before leaving it in the fridge.

 

[Mr Joshua]

Take one of his tools to the value of your drink, seems fair.

 

[JaWalks]

A guy at my old workplace used to do this. Then someone thought it would be a good idea to add anti-freeze to a bottle of coke and leave it in the fridge.

I'd say the thief learnt his lesson as he was left blind and with permanent brain damage.

 

[Tefal]

Some ••••••• •••• stole my drink out of the fridge.
I’m not really that bothered its only a drink but I want to get the •••• back. he moans people use this tools but he has no problem using other people’s tools, so something needs to be done.

I have a can that I’m going to empty and fill with something.

I was going to fill it with pee but that’s too much work, viniger... but that stinks

So now I’m thinking baby multi vitamins it don’t smell nice so I’m guessing it won’t taste very nice, 3 doses should do it?
Suggestions? Obviously I don’t want to kill, harm etc hence baby vitamins, laxatives would be funny but no!

Happened in our place with milk, police were called in and all sorts.

Putting anything vaugley harmful in a product in a works fridge is going to be gross misconduct and illegal the "'he shouldn't have taken it" line doesn t hold away as its a completley foreseeable outcome/'accident that somone grabs the wrong drink or milk out of the food only fridge

 

[Malevolence]

A guy at my old workplace used to do this. Then someone thought it would be a good idea to add anti-freeze to a bottle of coke and leave it in the fridge.

I'd say the thief learnt his lesson as he was left blind and with permanent brain damage.

Link to news article, otherwise I'm calling bullflop.

 

[cainer]

put some Mentos in a bottle of coke

 

[Tefal]

put some Mentos in a bottle of coke

This is probbaly the best shout..

Find away to have the mento fall in when the lid is removed

 

[Delvis]

Just stick mix up some plain whey protein, tastes like feet

 

[JaWalks]

Link to news article, otherwise I'm calling bullflop.

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/joke-left-worker-brain-damaged-1-2602334

 

[pinkowl]

Just put some salt in it. Wont harm anyone but definitely wont taste good. Or just tell him to not drink your drinks.

 

[Rannoch]

Full dose of laxatives. No mercy.

 

[Flubble]

get a small bottle of coke and drink a little out of it and dump at least a shot of "Psycho Juice Extreme Ghost Pepper" sauce into it and put it into the fridge for him

 

[Rannoch]

get a small bottle of coke and drink a little out of it and dump at least a shot of "Psycho Juice Extreme Ghost Pepper" sauce into it and put it into the fridge for him

I like this guy

 

[Flubble]

even just rubbing a small amount of sauce onto the end of the bottle is going to burn his lips off lol

my dad made some chilli with a similar sauce and had it in a bowl, washed it up after, next day i made my cereal and the milk was hot lol

 

[Tefal]

even just rubbing a small amount of sauce onto the end of the bottle is going to burn his lips off lol

my dad made some chilli with a similar sauce and had it in a bowl, washed it up after, next day i made my cereal and the milk was hot lol

But again up to 5 years in prison

 

[UberTiger]

Seriously? For putting a bit of chilli on your personally labelled can of coke?

What if spice is your kink and you add it anyway, just for yourself because you love that ****? Surely you can't be blamed if some plonker nicks your stuff?

Isn't milk a pretty common item in fridges too? Was it transferred into a non-standard receptacle? Even with that, if it was a personal thermos with milk in it, how the fudge could that be used against the thermos owner?

 

[Sandycheeks]

Food dye or the dye tablets from dentists that stick to plaque. See if you can get it in a silver colour so he has to spend the rest of the day looking like he came from the set of mad max.

 

[kindai]

get a small bottle of coke and drink a little out of it and dump at least a shot of "Psycho Juice Extreme Ghost Pepper" sauce into it and put it into the fridge for him

This, so much this.

 

[Worthy]

A guy at my old workplace used to do this. Then someone thought it would be a good idea to add anti-freeze to a bottle of coke and leave it in the fridge.

I'd say the thief learnt his lesson as he was left blind and with permanent brain damage.

Wow really, you worked there? I heard about this when it happened.

 

[Energize]

Happened in our place with milk, police were called in and all sorts.

Putting anything vaugley harmful in a product in a works fridge is going to be gross misconduct and illegal the "'he shouldn't have taken it" line doesn t hold away as its a completley foreseeable outcome/'accident that somone grabs the wrong drink or milk out of the food only fridge

I have never once witnessed a successful dismissal or prosecution where an employee added their medication to their lunch, indeed that legislation would suggest if I were for example to add diazepam to my coke it would not be illegal as I did not intend to inure someone.

But again up to 5 years in prison

For adding a supermarket food flavouring to a drink? If such a low threshold were to be constitute "noxious" it would make many foods illegal to sell. Just not going to happen in reality.