Caporegime
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Stealing drinks out of the works fridge
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Soldato
Eh, no they don't.
OP, why don't you just.... Stop leaving your juice in a shared fridge?
Soldato
buy a can, photograph it with the rim between your ass cheeks.
Put can in fridge.
The day after the can disappears put a poster up saying "to the person that stole my can, how'd it taste?" and then the photo.
You don't even need to use the same can, it'll be enough to make it stop
Put can in fridge.
The day after the can disappears put a poster up saying "to the person that stole my can, how'd it taste?" and then the photo.
You don't even need to use the same can, it'll be enough to make it stop
Soldato
You sew thread through a single mento. Hold it tight across the top of the bottle and screw the lid on. cut the extra cotton off and when they open it the mento falls in.
Caporegime
laxative is the perfect option. If it is your drink you are taking it for your constipation so no malice or harm.
Soldato
Just buy a lockable fridge box and carry on with your life.
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Superglue a mento to a piece of cotton thread, suspend said mento by thread in the cap thread of the bottle. Trim off the excess thread. Done well you shouldn't see the Mento nestled up in the cap.
When the bottle is opened, the mento on thread will drop into the coke, winner winner.
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When the bottle is opened, the mento on thread will drop into the coke, winner winner.
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Superglue a mento to a piece of cotton thread, suspend said mento by thread in the cap thread of the bottle. Trim off the excess thread. Done well you shouldn't see the Mento nestled up in the cap.
When the bottle is opened, the mento on thread will drop into the coke, winner winner.
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This ^^
Soldato
I used to label my milk "Bull semen" in the work fridge.
It still got used.
It still got used.
Soldato
Spread some stories of escapades with the town bike - the full cunnilingus version. A couple of cold sores for added effect.
I used to label my milk "Bull semen" in the work fridge.
It still got used.
Was it used more after you put the label on? Some people have odd tastes.
All the fun options could potentially lead to you being fired, could do something safe like superglue the lid on a bottle of coke but would only be mildly irritating.
I was thinking, how lucky am I, I never worked anywhere that had a “works” fridge, then I remembered, around 1980-81, I had a LHD articulated Mercedes-Benz, that had a mini fridge, behind the cab, on the side, I only kept OJ, Coca-Cola, or water in it, and I was the only one who drove it.
Herbal nite-ol crushed up in the bottle? Or for the next level, the non-herbal version. There is a danger of injury though if he falls asleep using tools or drives home.
I was tempted to do this as a joke to a guy I used to work with, we worked in an office and he got the bus to work so no danger of injury. I never got round to doing it though
I was tempted to do this as a joke to a guy I used to work with, we worked in an office and he got the bus to work so no danger of injury. I never got round to doing it though
Less aggressive idea, shake the can / bottle vigorously and plant it just before break time?
If only it worked in the same way in real life lol.
"Annoy"
The intent you are doing it with is to annoy which is covered.
It's not used in food to annoy
Your diazepam wpuld 100% be intent to injure though. You could very easily kill somone doing that as they drive home under the influence.
Which would be a perfectly foreseeable outcome, or in the ops case the guy has a horrific injury in the workshop because some tit drugged him
Except the explicit malice and harm and the obvious potential for accidental harm
The law cares and people have ended up in crown court for similiar stunts to the suggested laxative one.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shop-manager-spent-10-hours-8705469
I would not want to be running a defence, in a court trial, that the laxative in the coke bottle in work fridge was there because in was for strictly self administered medicinal purposes only
The legal defintion of "Noxious" is very wide....
Source criminal law ref 7.6.1.2
https://books.google.com/books/about/Criminal_Law.html?id=--9IDwAAQBAJ
Its the intent that's key... . You can but super hot chilli sauce to add to your own food legally but chuck in a coke bottle to annoy the colleague that drinks your coke without asking and you could be in trouble.
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