Stealing drinks out of the works fridge

FortuitousFluke said:
Amatuer, the correct response is to continue peeing in it and topping it up to the original line. See how long it takes before people notice a) this bottle of coke seems to be magically refilling itself, or b) this fizzy beverage appears to have taken on the look and flavour of human ****. If they don't notice then just slap an apple tango label on the bottle and keep going.
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Soda stream urine?

Could be on to a winner there.
 
Sandycheeks said:
Food dye or the dye tablets from dentists that stick to plaque. See if you can get it in a silver colour so he has to spend the rest of the day looking like he came from the set of mad max.
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Lol disclose tabs. I filled his pockets with wheel weights filled his pockets with used atf soaked tissue and zip tied is sleeves, looks like he didt like that he hasn’t been back since lol. My drinks are now safe.

Chilly on the rim, discolser tabs on top of smelling like used atf for months might of pushed him over the edge
 
red eye said:
Lol disclose tabs. I filled his pockets with wheel weights filled his pockets with used atf soaked tissue and zip tied is sleeves, looks like he didt like that he hasn’t been back since lol. My drinks are now safe.

Chilly on the rim, discolser tabs on top of smelling like used atf for months might of pushed him over the edge
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what?
 
aardvark said:
what?
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This is what happens when you let a mechanic near a keyboard, never ends well.

Here's a rough attempt at translation:

Wheel weights are those lead things they stick on your wheels when balancing them.

ATF is automatic transmission fluid, I suspect he simply emptied their bin and stuck the contents in this guy's pockets.

Cable tied his sleeves shut which is a minor inconvenience.

Chilli on the rim of what I can only assume is his mug, I'm not letting my brain wander past that.


I can't be arsed with the rest.
 
Diddums said:
This is what happens when you let a mechanic near a keyboard, never ends well.

Here's a rough attempt at translation:

Wheel weights are those lead things they stick on your wheels when balancing them.

ATF is automatic transmission fluid, I suspect he simply emptied their bin and stuck the contents in this guy's pockets.

Cable tied his sleeves shut which is a minor inconvenience.

Chilli on the rim of what I can only assume is his mug, I'm not letting my brain wander past that.


I can't be arsed with the rest.
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Lol :D
 
Diddums said:
This is what happens when you let a mechanic near a keyboard, never ends well.

Here's a rough attempt at translation:

Wheel weights are those lead things they stick on your wheels when balancing them.

ATF is automatic transmission fluid, I suspect he simply emptied their bin and stuck the contents in this guy's pockets.

Cable tied his sleeves shut which is a minor inconvenience.

Chilli on the rim of what I can only assume is his mug, I'm not letting my brain wander past that.


I can't be arsed with the rest.
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Haha you got it!

Used atf stinks, makes your washing machine stink as well
 
dl8860 said:
It's because it's taking the law into your own hands. It's like booby trapping something with a bomb on land that would be trespassing. Yes they shouldn't be trespassing, but losing a leg is a disproportionate result.

Not saying drinking laxatives or **** or something unpleasant isn't a fair comeuppance, but the principle remains that you don't get to decide how to take revenge for someone stealing from you, the justice system does.
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The justice system doesn't care if someone takes your drink at work. Neither does management in most places.

There is often absolutely zero retort other than not to use the shared facilities.

Good luck getting anyone to actually do something about it (legally) if it happens to you. No chance whatsoever. Unless you can dress it up as a hate-crime ;)
 
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