Tabletop Warhammer?

No1newts · 30 Jan 2013 at 14:36

lordhughes said:
Its Commisar Sir David Henry Whittleworth, and don't you forget it Wolf Pup!

and don't forget his special rules.

Throwing down the gauntlet:
Sir David Henry Whittleworth singles out a target and slaps them with a white glove,The challenged party must take a morale test, if he fail he runs away (d6 towards deployment) and Sir David gets a free shot with his bolt pistol. If the challenged party passes the test then he may pick the weapons for the dual.

Elevenses
To deploy roll 2D6, if 11 is rolled the Warrior sons of eton do not deploy as its time for elevenses, heresy can not be stopped on an empty stomach.

My Chaos Lord accepts your duel.

Turn one in center of the battle.

lordhughes · 30 Jan 2013 at 14:40

I feel the warrior sons need a 'buff' rule too, something like

I bet they went to Harrow
In the shooting phase the warrior sons of eton feel smugger than usual on seeing the common scum on the battlefield, this grants BS+1 to each unit in a squad for a turn, if night rules are in effect then the servants hold torches.

(can be used once per unit per game)

lordhughes · 30 Jan 2013 at 14:40

No1newts said:
My Chaos Lord accepts your duel.

Turn one in center of the battle.

Turn one? but what if its elevenses?

Shamikebab · 30 Jan 2013 at 14:40

Spit and polish

When charging the Warrior Sons of Eton it is common for attackers to be distracted by Sun reflecting off the polished boots and buttons. To reflect this any attackers must take a leadership test when they charge, if failed they do not get the +1 attack bonus for charging (this test may be rerolled if normally allowed by the attacking unit) If night fight rules are in effect then this rule is disregarded.

lordhughes · 30 Jan 2013 at 14:43

Shamikebab said:
Spit and polish

When charging the Warrior Sons of Eton it is common for attackers to be distracted by Sun reflecting off the polished boots and buttons. To reflect this any attackers must take a leadership test when they charge, if failed they do not get the +1 attack bonus for charging (this test may be rerolled if normally allowed by the attacking unit) If night fight rules are in effect then this rule is disregarded.

haha I like it.

No1newts · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:10

lordhughes said:
Turn one? but what if its elevenses?

Then I shall come and burn down your tent and pee in your tea in true chaotic fashion.

lordhughes · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:27

No1newts said:
Then I shall come and burn down your tent and pee in your tea in true chaotic fashion.

Well, bugger me with a fish fork!, we will not tolerate that!

No1newts · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:31

Well I shall meet you on the battlefield and hunt you down

Like the Elves and the Wolves scrap, I'm after the posh folk!

lordhughes · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:38

No1newts said:
Well I shall meet you on the battlefield and hunt you down

Like the Elves and the Wolves scrap, I'm after the posh folk!

Hunt? Tally ho old chap! I will get the dogs out and we shall see who hunts who. Blow the horns! FORWARD!

Shamikebab · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:39

Dark Eldar don't have dreadnaughts, what do I destroy on the first turn :confused:

lordhughes · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:41

Shamikebab said:
Dark Eldar don't have dreadnaughts, what do I destroy on the first turn

Wraithlord?

Shamikebab · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:42

That would be Eldar

I think the closest thing they have is the Talos, can't remember if it's a vehicle or has wounds though.

clartymarty · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:48

Pain Engine who takes wounds

with a Twin-Linked Splinter Cannon

Shamikebab · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:51

Damn, if only they had lots of lightly armoured open topped skimmers to fire at...

clartymarty · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:52

ermmmmmmmm lol

lordhughes · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:52

clartymarty said:
Pain Engine who takes wounds with a Twin-Linked Splinter Cannon

Looks like a giant bug, will have Jeeves pack the Raid.

No1newts · 30 Jan 2013 at 15:59

You will probably nail my tanks shami!

Shamikebab · 30 Jan 2013 at 16:00

*trys to fit 3 Long Fang squads in a 1000 point army*

lordhughes · 30 Jan 2013 at 16:02

I will take a Heavy Weapon Squad or two

lascannon pew pew

clartymarty · 30 Jan 2013 at 16:19

so what are we going up against then are we having ally rules? I just read that becuase we are not true allies CSM and DE then we have to do a check to 'watch our backs' and if we fail it we dont move or shoot in that turn because we are too busy watching to see if they will turn on us. If we are 12" from eachother