***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

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I also like to wear women's clothes, I don't know why, they just feel so nice, it started when I was very young, I used to sneak into my sisters room and steal (or rather borrow) her clothes and parade about in them in my room, to this very day it's still a secret 'hobby' of mine, I love going to work while wearing sexy women's underwear under my normal work clothes and nobody knows.

I also fantasize about sleeping with a pretty cross-dresser.
 
I'm the one who first posted about being a crossdresser. Very much like the next person, I too love wearing women's underwear and nylons to work under my normal clothes. My female persona is very different to my male one, as a girl I'm very submissive and extremely kinky, to both males and females - and it is also a fantasy of mine to sleep with a pretty crossdresser.
 
te at night at work, not many people in, I accidentally walked into the women's toilets. When I realised I was in the wrong place I became quite aroused, you know being somewhere I shouldn't. So I jumped into one of the stalls and with the fear of being caught exciting me I beat one off all over the stall door. But then that was not the first time I had beat off in the workplace and not the last...

* I cracked one off in the library at school once.
* At college there was a cupboard in one of the classrooms, I cracked one off in there during a break period.
* I have knocked on out in the toilets of every place I have worked.
* I used to work in a call centre and jacked off underneath one of the desks one night.
* Once when being jacked off by a woman the man stuff went in my mouth.
* I once lived with someone I didn't like very much, on the last day I was collecting stuff from the house there was no one else in and I was looking for stuff of mine in his room, I saw a couple of Maxim type magazines and proceeded to beat off all over the centerfold, wiped a bit on the carpet and just left it there.

Do you think I have a problem?
 
No one knows about this, but I love seeing girls peeing themselves, it's such a turn on. I wish I could tell my girlfriend and get her to do it, but she will probably leave me. I don't mind a bit of adult baby stuff too, I sometimes make a nappy and pee and poo in it.
 
I've always had a thing for the smell of burning fingernails, burning hair, even burning skin (bitten off fingers etc). I just love the smell.
My dad was cremated a few years back. When in possession of his urn curiosity got the better of me and I had a little taste.
It didn't taste as nice as I thought it might.
 
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Once when I was younger I furiously busted one out in my room in the dead of night. I then went to the bathroom completely naked in the dark as the whole family were asleep and cleaned up as I forgot to take a tissue!
Anyway...when exiting the bathroom as quietly as possible (in the nude I remind you) I see my sister standing there by the hallway waiting to use the bathroom!
Well most of you will be thinking that there's nothing much wrong with this as it's a sibling and many people sleep nude but.... but this was different, it was the first time I'd started pleasuring my soldier and the wow factor still remained for a while afterwards so as I was exiting the bathroom Mr Soldier was still standing at ease.
Now do you see the problem?
I heard much giggling from my sister's room the next day when some friends were round :(

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When I was a lot younger I was scared of going downstairs at night to use the bathroom as it was a scary house so I would pee behind the headboard against the wall. Nothing like peeing on the wall next to you then going back to sleep inhaling the warm pee-fumes..... :|

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I once left an omelette in the bedroom cupboard for a few weeks as I wanted to see the rate of "decay" - yes I was very sciency back then.

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I once photoshopped the face of someone I had a thing for on a porn star's body then furiously beat off to it. So much shame....

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I once drove into someone's parked car and drove off - the damage was not major to their car but was to mine, it was partly their fault for parking half on a busy piece of road but I still feel bad. One day when I have a spare £500 I will slip it in their letterbox as a gesture of apology. I might have done some weird things in my life but things like that I always try my best to make right in the end.

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A man once tried to bum me at a family gathering many many years ago (we stayed over and shared rooms due to the number of people). He himself was not a relative but a family friend IIRC. When I felt a throbbing sensation on my butt cheek I woke up like WTF, ran downstairs and hid under the table in the dining room. I heard him come down and not find me then went back upstairs. I have not told a soul about this but I know for a fact that if I ever see this guy again in my lifetime I will torture him for what he has done. Thank you Jack Bauer for showing me various things to use.

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Everyone has a hot distant cousin and has various thoughts about that person (RIGHT??????) but has anyone ever done anything foolish with them at least once when they were younger? 3rd base here....the man above in front of the pearly gates has a scroll of sins that reach the stars for me I just know it :-/

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When I was about 11 I found the VHS tape "Chinese Kamasutra" under my parent's bed and ran downstairs shouting about what kind of film it was and showing everyone (we had guests round). I got some beats that day!! I honestly thought it was a Kung-Fu movie because it had Chinese in the name.
 
Once when I was drunk, I came home with my girlfriend. We were going at it, and anyway, 1/2 way though she needed a wee. Because we were both naked, I told her to just go in a pint glass I had in my room. After she went, I proceeded to drink said pint of wee, much to her delight.
We had a bit of and odd sexual relationship, and I wish I was with a girl like that now to be honest, I love the kinky stuff. My sex is now boring lol.
 
And in a rather weird turn of events, I've had an email from one of the crossdressers suggesting as swap of contact details. If you both wish to proceed, send me an email from your normal email address and I'll swap email addys...
 
I think I am a sex addict or even verging on a sex pest.
I experimented with my mothers boyfriends daughter when we all went on holiday together (I guess I was about 12)
She had the shock of her life when I put her hand on it under a blanket in the front room haha.
She jacked me off on the back seat of the car on the way home too . (her little brother was also on the back seat with us but we kept it under the duvet / blanket)
Never told anyone that to this day. Mum split up with the bloke in the end so never saw her again.
but it didn't end there.
I always fancied my cousins and was always round their house as I never had any brothers or sisters to play (innocently) with. I would leave late at night to walk home, little did they know I peeked through the curtains from outside and watched them get undressed.
As we got older in to teenagers I used to exercise with one of them and ended up gaffa taping my shlong to my leg as I'd be rock hard from watching her in those tight leotard things.
Well into my teens now and I couldn't get enough of beating the meat, in the school toilets, under the desk (that took some covering up)
I've even done the dirty on two of my mates and had sex with their partners.
I crack onto every woman I meet, whether they are married or whatever...

I think I ended up damaging myself internally by beating it weirdly (sort of flicked it between my fingers furiously so that the glans would slap each thigh instead of shaking the pot) although I have a good length I assume by stretching the chord that pulls it to attention, it has now made it much harder to get a full rock lob.
The worst thing about it is that I'm not that an attractive guy and GF's aren't forethcoming that often, when they do come along I've never had one that is very lively in the sack.
They are all so boring and just lie there. :(

I feel I am destined to a life of beating my own meat every day to satisfy the urge unless I meet a nympho someday.
 
Every week for 4months straight i had a female friend stop over,we would go at it for ages and then both sleep until the morning,what she didnt know was that when she fell asleep i would get the condom out of the bin and smear the contents onto her face and clothes :( Never said this before until now :)
 
I always wanted to give some girl a Brown Tatoo so after having a one night stand with a girl when I was 19, I waited for her to fall asleep, went to her toilet to push one out, didnt wipe my bottom and proceeded to giver her a brown tatoo on her upper arm before putting on my clothes and doing one out of her flat. I never saw her again. I felt really guilty afterwards as she was a nice girl.
 
For about the past 6 months I have had an interest in Shemales.

I am not gay, but whenever browsing the "internet" I end up looking at
these pictures.

Some of them are really good looking, and have amazing bodies.

I had a conversation with a friend and we got onto the subject of Bangkok,
and he asked me what I would do if I found out that I had paid for a
ladyboy instead of a woman.

My reply was "I'd just finish up, get my money's worth"

He has looked at me oddly ever since.
 
Ok so I have never told anyone this story, to this day. Here is my confession:


During my years I have served in a number of different jobs. One of them, when I was a young man, was working for a security firm that hired it's services out to other companies. One summer, I was shipped off in a month contract for a big industrial company that had a factory as well as offices all in the same massive complex. This place was very good to its staff, a modern carrot/stick based company.

One nightshift near the end of the contract, I was doing the usual patrol of the whole building. All the offices were closed and it was just the factory overnight staff in (And the other security person in at the time). Part of my duties were to check doors were locked and if not lock them and check the toilets to make sure no one had died in them, etc.

I came to the female toilets and took a quick peek in as no one around and it was what I was meant to do. I couldn't believe the stark contrast between the standards of that toilet and the gents down the corridor. They had big fancy mirrors, all sorts of machines dispensing god-knows-what and some smelling salts/perfumes/creams where the sink area was.

With curiosity getting the better of me, I decided to take a look/sniff at the stuff at the sink. What caught my interest was an unbranded skin moisturiser in a big bottle with a dispenser on top like liquid soap, to pump out the goods. Noticing that the consistency and texture of said moisturiser seemed a lot like spooge, it got me thinking....

Next thing I knew I had my trousers around my ankles, furiously beating off, knowing I was getting paid for it! When the moment was near I had a horrible thought, and ran with it. I managed to unscrew the dispenser off the moisturiser bottle and add my own special moisturiser to the contents of the bottle. After tiding up, I screwed the top back on and gave it a good shake and placed it back on the sink.

All this was near the end of my contract period and I ended up leaving and never going back. Always tickles me to this day thinking of the women working in those offices, applying my own special skin cream to their faces unknowingly. I bet they saw the results instantly with a tightening, youthful glow :)
 
Ok, all this talk of she-males and crossdressers, it's time for my confession.

I regularly go to a local 'adult' club, specifically on the T-girl nights (mainly cross-dressers, but some she-males and some have had the full op). My personal preference is for the cross-dressers, and occasionally she-males.

I don't cross-dress myself, I just go 'as me'.

Anyway, this club has cubicles/rooms for people to erm......have 'fun' in. Pretty much every time I have been there I have had fun and lived out my long-harboured fantsies with at least one aforementioned 'T-Girl'. I can catagorically state that the old myth about cross-dressers not being interetsted in men is patently not true ;)

To anyone thinking about giving this a go, I totally recommend it, these 'girls' are some of the most warm-hearted and fun people you can meet. And aside from the previously mentioned fun in the private rooms, you have a great night out with some fantastic company.
 
When i was about ten years old I was going to the garage to get my bike out to go to my friends house. Next to the alley there was a little alley that goes to the back of next doors garden. As i was taking my bike out i could hear funny noises and seem to remember them saying "put it in the hole". As i took my bike out i had a look down the alley to find two kids a couple of years younger then me at the time naked. With their pants down trying to put pebbles in their backside from the driveway. I was totally gobsmacked biked over to my mates house and told my friends what happened. As they wouldn't believe me we went back there and offered the kids a packet of smokey bacon crisps for them to do it again.
 
Back when I was 15, I had a small number of friends from school. We'd only ever hang out together, and often sleep over at eachother's. One of my mates was over at mine for the weekend one time, and after general tomfoolery in the pool and stuff, we ended up in my room. For some bizarre reason, while we were just chilling, he jokingly flicked me in that area, and did it a few more times... which resulted in me standing to attention. He joked about it, and I did too, saying what did he expect to happen.

Then things got a bit weird, but also exciting, as young experimenting youths might find. He spent the next 5 or so minutes having a fiddle with me. Then he stopped and we didnt mention anything and just carried on the day as normal.

That night, we put the spare mattress on the garage roof as we usually did to talk crap and stuff whilst looking at the night sky, then after a while started fiddling with eachother. After a little while, he went down on me.

This was short lived, and he stopped, and we finished ourselves off.

Things were awkward from then onwards, and we never spoke of it again.

Interestingly, the first-hand experience, as it were :p, solidified the fact that I know that I am in no way inclined towards guys in that way, and as such had a hand, lol, in me being comfortable with my sexuality now.
 
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