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Last summer before I went to uni I wanted to do something really weird and kinky because I wouldn't be able to do anything like that in halls. I got a class of milk and a straw inserted the straw in my john thomas, got a little bit of milk in my mouth and blew down the straw, it felt strange but I did this a few more times. I then did a wee but I dont think all the milk came out. The next few weeks whenever I did a wee it really stung. I had given my self a UTI, I will not be doing that again.
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Burnsy2023 said:
Last summer before I went to uni I wanted to do something really weird and kinky because I wouldn't be able to do anything like that in halls. I got a class of milk and a straw inserted the straw in my john thomas, got a little bit of milk in my mouth and blew down the straw, it felt strange but I did this a few more times. I then did a wee but I dont think all the milk came out. The next few weeks whenever I did a wee it really stung. I had given my self a UTI, I will not be doing that again.
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I wonder how many people complaining this thread is drying up have actually submitted confessions of their own? :D Then again, this thread is so full of depravity I almost want to own up to mine just so people don't think I'm one of the poo-smearers or some-such :D
 
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]About 6 months ago, i got invited to a party at my ex g/f's mates house. On the day of the party, me and her went out with a couple of others (mainly her friends but i knew them quite well by this point) anyway, one of them bought like 250 teabags so he could get a free beanie hat with a monkey on it. He then proceeded to throw the teabags around and there was a huge teabag throwing fight. Anyway, later on in the evening we went to the party, played some drinking/dare type games and as expected, i didnt know anyone else there (except the people i went with and one of the people i knew, was the guy who was "hosting" the party and his parents were away) So later on, i went upstairs with this other girl i half knew and i discovered about 50 teabags which i had in my pockets from the fight earlier, that i had stored for ammo incase of a suprise attack. So i thought it would be hilarious to put them in his bath and fill it with hot water.

So me and this girl, filled the bath up with the teabags inside and the entire room smelt SOOO strongly of tea, and all the windows were steaming up (it was just pure hot tap water) so anyway, we came out of the bathroom, closed the door and went back downstairs, and thought nothing of it.

15 minutes later, the guy whos house it was started shouting upstairs, "OH MY ******* GOD, WHAT THE ****?" he then came storming downstairs going "WHO THE **** FILLED MY BATH UP WITH TEA?" (i was trying sooooo hard not to laugh at the thought of his bath filled with PG tips and the color the bath must be after the water drained) He was going absolutely mental, swearing and shouting. I got a bit concerned and found the girl i did it with. We both agreed not to say anything, and we had told no one it was us. So anyway, he was rampaging around the house trying to find out who did it and then the kid who originally brought the tea got the blame for it (i think someone must have said he brought 250 teabags today) lmao... and the guy whos house it was, was going "GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU ****** , **** OFF" and this guy wasnt leaving (being innocent) From then on, the party went downhill, and lots of people left and this guy then lost the keys to his mums room (where he had put everyones bags for "safekeeping") so while he was looking for them, some guy wanted to leave with his bag so bad that he actually broke the door off the hinges to get in. I left shortly afterwards due to the increasing amount of shouting and violent behaviour haha.

Ive never told him it was me that made the giant bath full of tea :D

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why did he go ape? i would have got angry if they used my tea.
fishing tea bags out of the bath and then scrubbing it with bleach as you normally would it isn't such a big deal :confused:
 
Ok, this one doesn't require an anonymous confession but it's a funny story so I thought I'd share.

Last night I was in the pub with some mates and one of them went to the toilet and left his half drunken Chorona and lime on the table...

Now, another mate was eating some curry with rice and we put at first, a few grains of rice in the bottle...then a few more...in the end he ended up with a pile of rice in the bottom of his drink, it didn't stop there.

Now, the mate with the curry then licked all round the bottle top, put his tongue inside it...it was disgusting...and then under the table he put the bottle top round his bits and pieces and then put the bottle back on the table. Watching said mate drink the drink, bit by bit...was quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen...and then we said "right, lets down them" and I watched as he swallowed the rice and was very proud he 'won' the race :D
 
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