***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

[Red and White]

Why would ANYONE put a straw up their japseye? Let alone put milk down said straw!

 

[antijoke]

That's disturbing, why would someone do that to themselves, it's not kinky.

 

[stinamoo]

Why would ANYONE put a straw up their japseye? Let alone put milk down said straw!

Sounding. Some people enjoy it

 

[Burnsy2023]

Sounding. Some people enjoy it

I'm worried you know the technical term

 

[stinamoo]

I'm worried you know the technical term

I spent a lot of my teenage years browsing BME at least you know I haven't tried it!

 

[platypus]

Reminds me of reading about an old Chinese torture where bamboo was inserted up there. Quite why anyone would want to do that..

 

[Red and White]

it has a name? and you know it?

 

[J1234]

Blimey, this thread is getting worse and worse!

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Last summer before I went to uni I wanted to do something really weird and kinky because I wouldn't be able to do anything like that in halls. I got a class of milk and a straw inserted the straw in my john thomas, got a little bit of milk in my mouth and blew down the straw, it felt strange but I did this a few more times. I then did a wee but I dont think all the milk came out. The next few weeks whenever I did a wee it really stung. I had given my self a UTI, I will not be doing that again.

You could do that in halls if you so desired.

 

[Knubje]

Why would ANYONE put ANYTHING up their japseye? Let alone put milk down said straw!

Fixed.

Even more worrying is that there is a technical term for it and Mrs. Burnsy beat everyone to it...I fear for your saftey Burnsy.

 

[Burnsy2023]

I fear for your saftey Burnsy.

So do I.

 

[shauncr91]

All this was near the end of my contract period and I ended up leaving and never going back. Always tickles me to this day thinking of the women working in those offices, applying my own special skin cream to their faces unknowingly. I bet they saw the results instantly with a tightening, youthful glow

This is by far one of my favourites in this thread so far

 

[mrk]

Hi there Platypus,

Must have hurt putting a straw into your JOHN THOMAS!

 

[Knubje]

Hi there Platypus,

Must have hurt putting a straw into your JOHN THOMAS!

Shoulda called it Henry Winkler instead...



Eyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Cosimo]

Hi there Platypus,

Must have hurt putting a straw into your JOHN THOMAS!

Hahaha all is revealed

 

[antijoke]

Hi there Platypus,

Must have hurt putting a straw into your JOHN THOMAS!

AHAHAHAHA...HNNNNNNGGGGG


I didn't think Platypus was at uni though.

 

[Ciphon]

Hi there Platypus,

Must have hurt putting a straw into your JOHN THOMAS!

Haha... Nice detective work

 

[Red and White]

Hi there Platypus,

Must have hurt putting a straw into your JOHN THOMAS!

 

[Jono8]

a lot of these are very funny but the blowing milk into your penis one is just retarded

 

[s0ck]

Hi there Platypus,

Must have hurt putting a straw into your JOHN THOMAS!

HAHAHAAHAH

Could be a common saying down his way though.