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Wonder how many were too eeeeeewwwwww to make it this far.

Burnsey we must see the ones that didn't make the list due to decency / legality issues. :D
 
Phate said:
It's Callum you gotta look out for :p
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Meh I've lost count of the amount of times my lot have done the bell end around the bottle neck trick :) Some random annoying drunk kept pestering us once so one of the lads weed in his pint of cider under the table when he went to the bog.
 
Meh I've lost count of the amount of times my lot have done the bell end around the bottle neck trick Some random annoying drunk kept pestering us once so one of the lads weed in his pint of cider under the table when he went to the bog.
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I presume he drank it all :p
 
Well the other nite i met a girl and we decided to park up in a secluded car park, we had been there for about 2 hours talking and the usual.
At 10:10 we decided thats when we should be going home so started to pull away, as i look up i see a massive gate the length of the drive, locked chained the lot, suddenly thought ohh **** so got out and read the sign on the gate, it was the usual rubbish how the gate closed at 10pm. i then sat for 20mins waiting on someone answering the out of hours service number, then a following hour to get out.

How much of a complete fool did i feel that nght.

Dont think i will be seeing her again.
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Well the other nite i met a girl and we decided to park up in a secluded car park, we had been there for about 2 hours talking and the usual.
At 10:10 we decided thats when we should be going home so started to pull away, as i look up i see a massive gate the length of the drive, locked chained the lot, suddenly thought ohh **** so got out and read the sign on the gate, it was the usual rubbish how the gate closed at 10pm. i then sat for 20mins waiting on someone answering the out of hours service number, then a following hour to get out.

How much of a complete fool did i feel that nght.

Dont think i will be seeing her again.
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Hardly a confession...
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Well the other nite i met a girl and we decided to park up in a secluded car park, we had been there for about 2 hours talking and the usual.
At 10:10 we decided thats when we should be going home so started to pull away, as i look up i see a massive gate the length of the drive, locked chained the lot, suddenly thought ohh **** so got out and read the sign on the gate, it was the usual rubbish how the gate closed at 10pm. i then sat for 20mins waiting on someone answering the out of hours service number, then a following hour to get out.

How much of a complete fool did i feel that nght.

Dont think i will be seeing her again.
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The real confession here would be confessing to writing the "Confession"...

...oh and I want the 20 seconds of my life back, that YOU stole!
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Hey, you guys control the quality of the confessions, give me better content ;)
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I wasn't complaining at you directly, more aimed at the OP of that abysmal confession.

But seriously people, good confessions or GTFO - wasting mine and Burnsy's precious time!
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Well the other nite i met a girl and we decided to park up in a secluded car park, we had been there for about 2 hours talking and the usual.
At 10:10 we decided thats when we should be going home so started to pull away, as i look up i see a massive gate the length of the drive, locked chained the lot, suddenly thought ohh **** so got out and read the sign on the gate, it was the usual rubbish how the gate closed at 10pm. i then sat for 20mins waiting on someone answering the out of hours service number, then a following hour to get out.

How much of a complete fool did i feel that nght.

Dont think i will be seeing her again.
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Confession doesn't deliver. Was waiting for the raep :(
 
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