***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

[Makunouchi]

I always wonder how many of his own confessions Burnsy quietly slips into this thread

 

[Stewy]

thread revival!

 

[Bleek]

Nowt wrong with a rim shot exchange.

 

[Tefal]

we need more!

 

[Aero]

we need more!

Divulge away tefal....

 

[LordSplodge]

I feel boring.

Corrected for Mr Anon.

 

[Gaygle]

LOL this thread was LEGENDARY.

 

[MowyTone]

well it wont be too long with xmas and new year before more start to surface (hopes)

 

[Lysander]

This might be a bit dodgy for the forum rules, but I'll try to keep it as clean as possible.

Out on the lash in town a couple of weeks ago, I got chatting to a rather hot Lithuanian girl that I'd had my eye on for a while, from one of my lectures. One thing lead to another, I pulled, and we decided to head back to her place for some 'coffee'. Left my flatmates who were jokingly cheering me on and all that. I still haven't, nor do I plan to, tell them what actually happened.

We watched a film and carried on drinking merrily, and eventually, got down to business. All was going well until she suggested something in her hampered English. I wasn't quite sure, but I thought she meant a change of position or summat, so I was all like yeah go for it. So she moved a bit, and carried on. Then she slipped her thumb in to my unspeakable place. This was not what I had in mind, and believe you me, I was not best pleased.

Needless to say, I threw her off me with such force that she actually flew off the bed, grabbed my clothes and promptly legged it. You just don't go there.

I've seen her in lectures a few times since then and I've not spoken a word to her.

I feel violated.

I don't see the problem, I love having things shoved up my arse.

 

[antijoke]

That story is brilliant.

 

[Tefal]

I love having things shoved up my arse.

That's sig worthy

 

[D5T]

At least the broad wasn't a boring 'lay down & won't move' type.

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

I don't see the problem, I love having things shoved up my arse.

I thought this was meant to be an ANONYMOUS confessions thread

 

[MowyTone]

At least the broad wasn't a boring 'lay down & won't move' type.

cold and stiff as well by any chance?

 

[^TANK^]

I don't see the problem, I love having things shoved up my arse.

.

 

[^TANK^]

At least the broad wasn't a boring 'lay down & won't move' type.

cold and stiff as well by any chance?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Necrophilia.

 

[jp_bl_68]

This might be a bit dodgy for the forum rules, but I'll try to keep it as clean as possible...........I feel violated.

Idiot.

 

[Kristoph]

Idiot.

???

 

[jp_bl_68]

???

Hot Lithuanian + Kinky Sex = WIN!!!

Even if you're not interested in that sort of thing just tell her to stop. Don't run away like a child.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

This needs to stay bumped tbh, for the things people get up to over the Xmas and New Year period.

Or sticky it, so people can always confess.