The Banter Thread

Biz.Kid09 · 29 Jan 2011 at 12:41

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...hn-Retters-1000-Manchester-United-tattoo.html

But John, who never misses a game on TV, insists it was worth the discomfort to have the tattoo that covers most of his back.

Tom84 · 2 Feb 2011 at 15:54

Seems our rescheduled game from December against Chelsea at the bridge is going to be put back again due to their FA Cup replay against Everton being scheduled for 5th round day and then the winner of the replay facing Reading the following mid-week (when we're scheduled to play them)

Apparently the next available free date would be either the week before or week after the game between the two at OT meaning we could play them back to back - quite the title decider if it all goes that way :eek:

G|mp · 4 Feb 2011 at 21:42

CARROLL AND SUAREZ FIGHT!!!!!

TheCenturion · 4 Feb 2011 at 21:46

I lold

Good one

jaybee · 4 Feb 2011 at 21:47

Someone shop on the kit!

Tummy · 4 Feb 2011 at 21:52

haha!

elmuzzy66. · 4 Feb 2011 at 22:34

Gimp you always bring a smile lol. Mind you i always thought he would make a very good kurgan

sunnysingh · 4 Feb 2011 at 22:41

Funny

petriodet · 4 Feb 2011 at 22:45

GET YOUR HANDBAG and COAT!!!

Kouba · 4 Feb 2011 at 22:47

Haha! brilliant stuff

Cosimo · 4 Feb 2011 at 23:36

Très drôle.

Rotty · 5 Feb 2011 at 02:32

Morba · 5 Feb 2011 at 02:35

i like the Lou and Andy joke better tbh

cheets64 · 8 Feb 2011 at 15:57

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/latics_ban_fan_of_two_teams_1_3053038?commentssort=1&commentspage=0&

Wigan and Man U supporter? Only goes to watch Man U play at Wigan, **** off.

Pigeon_Killer · 8 Feb 2011 at 15:59

Can you afford to lose that many supporters?

G|mp · 8 Feb 2011 at 16:06

Come to see United...........You've only come to see United

Weebull · 8 Feb 2011 at 16:07

“I can’t understand why someone who is nearly 50 and a 72-year-old would not be allowed to watch a game between two teams they follow. They’re hardly troublemakers who are looking to get their head pummelled in.

Dozy cow, how does she expect the club to know that? All they see is some guy who's clearly onlt there to see Man Utd. And he's trying to sit in the home end. Of course he's going to get turned down.

Even if he's not there to start trouble, surely they must realise that cheets and his six-fingered mates are going to look unkindly on his metropolitan city ways and means.

G|mp · 8 Feb 2011 at 16:08

Six fingers Hahahaha

They would spot him from a mile away, he will have his clothes on the right order for a start!

cheets64 · 8 Feb 2011 at 17:16

Guy is from Wigan so you saying Man United fans have six fingers?

G|mp · 8 Feb 2011 at 17:26

It's called the banter thread cheets, have a laugh for once in your miserable little life.

Obviously leaving Wigan has done him the world of good, you should try it.