The Banter Thread

twist3d0n3 · 14 Jul 2013 at 04:38

SideWinder said:
Wasn't really a good comeback or something amazingly witty though...?

if anything it was a get out free :confused:

nemtizz · 14 Jul 2013 at 09:59

I print-screened the wrong reply. Still, I love his attitude.

Gilly · 14 Jul 2013 at 10:44

cm1179 said:
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/w...uses-bales-tottenham-shirt-like-toilet-paper/

i wont embed the photo as it's distasteful but the link gives you the idea.

should be arrested for this. scumbag.

Arrested for what? It's not real.

The shirt is too small
The shirt is a different style
He's photoshopped in

cm1179 · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:08

messi and the 2nd best player in the world on the front of fifa 14

Bucket · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:09

cm1179 said:
messi and the 2nd best player in the world on the front of fifa 14

Trying...not...to...bite...

Andybtsn · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:13

The American copy has Messi and Hernandez, cm...are you saying you haven't made it until your on a FIFA front cover?

Pigeon_Killer · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:14

Just a typo, he obviously meant second best player in the Premier League

cm1179 · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:16

hernandez is only on it cos he's the only united player they could get on the front without a shirt sponsor

Andybtsn · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:18

Messi is on it because he signed a multi million contract deal with EA. Quit trying to troll.

cm1179 · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:20

hey i didn't design the cover!

Bucket · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:49

Andybtsn said:
Messi is on it because he signed a multi million contract deal with EA. Quit trying to troll.

You should know that's all he tries to do.

Derek W · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:49

No where else to post this..... Female goalkeepers

England v Russia on beeb 2 is torture.

cm1179 · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:53

Bucket said:
You should know that's all he tries to do.

stick me on ignore then BUCKET

Bucket · 15 Jul 2013 at 17:57

cm1179 said:
stick me on ignore then BUCKET

Why? I find you more deluded than annoying, plus Spurs fans are always worth a laugh or two

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cm1179 · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:06

cheers. here's one i did just for you

Stewy · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:30

Derek W said:
No where else to post this..... Female goalkeepers England v Russia on beeb 2 is torture.

I have to say that, as others have said, the goalkeeping is the most laughable thing about women's football. They'd be poor u18 keepers at club level, it is absolutely amazing that they just have not developed with the rest of the women's game...

Haydz · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:32

Stewy said:
I have to say that, as others have said, the goalkeeping is the most laughable thing about women's football. They'd be poor u18 keepers at club level, it is absolutely amazing that they just have not developed with the rest of the women's game...

On another note, one of the English defenders has just clearly brought one of the Russians down, penalty wasn't awarded but, its laughable, its actually painful to watch.

Everything just looks so rushed and panic driven, none of the English players seem to be able to get the ball on the floor and actually play football.

Stewy · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:35

They are technically so poor as well, whoever said they were on par with a Conference side... I can't see it. At all. The female commentator who iirc is an ex-England player needs to go to, talking about the players like they're your mates is a bit weird. It's almost as bad as Quinn 'commentating' (I use the word extremely loosely) when Man City play.

Azza · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:40

Arshavin has just come on for Russia.

Haydz · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:40

Is that Torres coming on for Russia?