I've been trying to get through some backlog - mostly Superman stuff that I bought because "surely there must be some decent Superman stuff that isn't Kingdom Come / All-Star Superman / Red Son / the end of new 52".
Superman - Doomed
Starts well, with an interesting idea (what if Doomsday was a virus and Superman caught it), but ends up as a disjointed mess of noise, chaos and stupidity. I realised about 80% of the way through that there are spinoff chunks that are not included in the collection, but I have no desire to find them to see if it makes it better (I'm pretty sure it won't).
Superman - Unchained
Despite finding Doomed an utter chore to finish, I did go into this one pretty positive - I mean, if anyone can bring Supes back round, it's gotta be Snyder right?
Wrong. Woof.
It's basically the idea of Red Son, but in America - there's been another super-powered alien who's been working with the US military for 70 years and no-one noticed. I pretty much eye-rolled my way through this one, and I'm fairly sure I'd dislodged a retina by the end.
Superman - Year One
By Frank Miller - remember when he was good? Or at least fun or interesting?
It is Bad. With a capital B. In fact, let's go capital A and D as well. BAD. Supes spends an issue banging a mermaid, and that's still not the stupidest thing in this book.
Things I noted after this several days of self-inflicted misery:
- ColonelGeneralMajor Sam Lane (I forget which one he is now) should be played by Stephen Lang, doing the role of Colonel Miles Quaritch in Avatar. He could probably just bring the Avatar script and re-read that. I would say he's a one-dimensional character, but he barely even makes that.
- Lex is Dick Dastardly mixed with every Scooby Doo villain ever. I would not have been surprised if he ended any story by saying "and I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling Kryptonian". His plots are so ludicrous, I realised I was picturing him as Roger from American Dad...so that's broken that one.
- Given how fast and easily she zips around the world, Lois has a Batplane. Or superpowers. Or both. Honestly, I would read either of those over another "hey, there's another Superman who's not Superman and Lex has evil machinations there's no way Superman can escape this one oh he did"
- I am not reading any more Superman. Refer to the definitely-not-said-by-Einstein definition of insanity.
On the plus side:
Doomsday Clock
Sequel to Watchmen, set in the DC Universe. Some will hate everything it stands for, and I totally get that - you probably need to love Watchmen and superheroes about equally to be really swept along by it. I loved it. Could probably be added to the list of worthwhile Superman stories.
Harrow County
Do you like great supernatural story lead horror? Read Harrow County.
I'd say ideally pitched at people who like Pan's Labyrinth, Locke and Key, Hellraiser, the VVitch - the kind of dark fairytale type stories. Brilliant start to finish.
Northlanders
It's Vikings. Not much more context is needed to be honest.
Series of sometimes vaguely interconnected stories about Vikings. Ranges from good to utterly astonishing - the shorter, punchier stories are the absolute highlights. Cross & the Hammer (bk2), Blood in the Snow (bk3) and Metal (bk5) were my favourites.
Sidenote - the deluxe edition re-orders the stories by geography, so I don't think the reading order matters so much.
Transmetropolitan
I've had the Absolutes buried in my office since Christmas, but since I've had some time on my hands, I've managed to free them. Good move on my part.
I read the first 2 books years ago, then it fell totally out of print and I never got any further. When the Absolutes started dropping, I started picking them up, but waited until I had the lot to read them.
Totally worth it. I'm halfway through book 2 (of 3) and it is absolutely (pun not intended) superb. Spider Jerusalem is easily one of the greatest characters ever written, the artwork is gorgeous - and for a story set in some crazy neo-future world where species merging and aliens both exist, it is terrifyingly relevant to today. If you're a fan of The Boys, Marshall Law, anything done by Pat Mills/Kev O'Neill/Alan Moore or any of the really anarchic stuff that was happening in 2000ad in the late 90s, this is the series for you.
I'm amazed Netflix or Amazon haven't snapped this up - although to be fair, it might feel a little too real atm (horrifyingly so in the first and second stories).
On the top of my pile of shame:
Saga - has been there for too long, plan to start this after Transmetropolitan
Wicked and the Divine
East of West
Legends of the Dark Knight (complete series, this might take a while)
Grendel omnibuses
Ex Machina
Harleen
Final note - if you don't have the Kingdom Come Absolute, which was OOP for years, the 2nd edition is available. You should buy it if you don't have it. Probably one of the most beautiful books ever made, Alex Ross' art should never be viewed smaller than this (and it's a great story to boot)
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