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plot twist. Ronny orchestrated everything


Ronny re-joined and performed
Noticed OGS was not up to the task
understood Ralfs criticism and what needed to be done at the club
ETH signed up
Ronny knew what ETH wanted to do and how
Ronny knew that the only way was to rid of the Glazers
Ronny under performed (on purpose)
Ronny and ETH had super secret meeting
Piers was approached by Ronny for interview
Ronny spewed everything
Utd for sale
December 6th (my birthday) sale goes through
Skysports reveal new owner
Ronny turns out to be more of a money making machine than first though and has bought Man utd

Ronny is the new Man utd owner

anyone "what did it cost"
Ronny "everything"
 
Let's face it United is the biggest club in the world that can be sold. It will be bought in a heartbeat by some super rich freemason illuminati lizard man.

Exciting times.
 
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The amount he paid for Twitter could have bought Man United and still enough to pay all 7500 Twitter employees $5 million to quit their jobs, and probably still enough left to buy Liverpool.
 
The Glazers have made it official in a statement now. A sale is actually mentioned specifically, although not guaranteed of course.

We know Ratcliffe is interested but it would only be at the right price.
 
The amount they are going to be asking for will be insane. I imagine that its very hard to find a buy for a club of Uniteds size who aren't simply looking to use it for sportswashing like Man City or looking to maximise profits.
 
I know people were moaning about this winter WC and its splitting the Prem season in half, but now with all yesterdays news I am glad of it because there won't be a long wait till the season re-starts compared to a summer WC where we have to wait a few weeks. Kicking it back off without Ronny to tarnish the squad, club for sale, the team performing better, ETH style coming into effect with positive results. It will be like the anticipation of seeing new singings from the summer although we have got rid of one.

the only was is UP.
 
The Glazers have made it official in a statement now. A sale is actually mentioned specifically, although not guaranteed of course.

We know Ratcliffe is interested but it would only be at the right price.

The Times has it at between £6 billion and £8 billion. The price may be out of Ratcliffe's reach:

The Glazer family is ready to sell Manchester United and will seek buyers prepared to pay between £6 billion and £8 billion.

On the day that the club cancelled Cristiano Ronaldo’s contract, the Glazers released a statement saying that they were trying to find new investment, either to acquire a share of the club, or buy it outright, which would end the Glazers’ 17-year ownership.

They have appointed the Raine Group, an American bank that found a buyer for Chelsea this year, to be United’s advisers and another bank, Rothschild and Co, will advise the Glazer family.

Unlike with the sale of Chelsea by Roman Abramovich, the Glazers are in no rush to sell the club but are seeking a record price for a sports franchise.

Sources have indicated they want an unprecedented sum because of the digital potential of a club boasting more than one billion supporters globally.

Joe Ravitch, the co-founder of the Raine Group, said: “United is not just a football club when it has such a huge global fanbase.”

The Glazers said the process would also examine how best to improve Old Trafford. In a joint statement, Avram and Joel Glazer said: “We will evaluate all options to ensure that we best serve our fans and that the club maximises the significant growth opportunities available to it today and in the future.”

The move follows a similar recent one by Fenway Sports Group, the American owner of Liverpool, to announce it was inviting investment.

The news came hours after United revealed that they had released Ronaldo, who is at the World Cup with Portugal, without paying him the £15.5 million owing on his contract, which had been due to expire next summer.

The Glazers’ declaration will be welcomed by United supporters who have become increasingly vocal in their protests against the Americans, who have taken hundreds of millions of pounds out of the club in dividends, while United has remained a commercial success. The chant “Love United, hate Glazers” has been sung regularly at Old Trafford.

The Glazers bought United in 2005 in a £790 million deal that was extensively funded by debt, and the club was valued at £3.7 billion by Forbes in the summer. A sale at that price would outstrip the £2.5 billion deal that Todd Boehly and Clearlake Capital struck to buy Chelsea in June. There was a guarantee of a further £1.75 billion investment in the club.

Those numbers are likely to have captured the Glazers’ attention, while the collapse of the European Super League and the rise of clubs owned by Gulf states are two more reasons why there is now an appetite to explore what interested parties are out there.

Sir Jim Ratcliffe, a boyhood United supporter and the billionaire behind Ineos, will be linked with a takeover, having registered an interest in the summer. The Times subsequently reported last month that two of the Glazer brothers, Joel and Avram, had told him the club was not for sale.
 
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but do we want oil money? Personally, at this moment, I couldn't care less. I want someone who can sort out Carrington, Old Trafford and invest in the squad. I think our pull had improved somewhat under ETH as players can see his vision and how its started to work. Having new owners with a vison of their own to improve Manchester United and get it back to where it was years ago. Hell, I would even take Mafia money right now. Pretty sure theres a family somewhere with that sort of cash under the mattress, ****, even some Mexican cartel would do me.
 
Would be extremely hypocritical to advocate a buyer from oil after all the bashing city and Newcastle have got.

Will be interesting if another party from a different background.
 
Suddenly all the man u fans are happy with Ronaldo because he's forced the man u owners to sell up.

You couldn't write this. Just as fickle as all the others
 
Suddenly all the man u fans are happy with Ronaldo because he's forced the man u owners to sell up.

You couldn't write this. Just as fickle as all the others

There’s no evidence of that, they announced they were looking at their options a few months ago.

People are generally delighted Ronaldo has left, regardless of what the Glazers are doing.
 
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