The OcUK Alpha thread

Apart from the shorts I have a beer gut, bald head, mid life crisis car and am off in 5 hours for 2 weeks of drinking beer, playing poker and shooting large calibre weapons

grrrrr :p
 
alpha. got two scars on my forehead. a small part on me chin where hair dont grow. over 6 ft 2. have fired a few real guns, vodka almost everyday (cept for month of fasting..). multiple women. weapons. lets not carry on..
 
Can we add hair straighteners to the list... :mad: :mad:



They should only be used to cause extreme damage to some one elses phalanges!
 
Real men train, real men play contact sports, real men don't do anything ni tight lycra shorts!

Real men box, real men train, do anything else and I'll cause you PAIN!!
 
My ex housemate had hair straightners, it actually annoyed me so much I ensured they malfunctioned. :o

I do find it very odd if men use them, I dont get what they need them for. Men arent sposed to look "styled"

I went out with someone once who took longer to get ready than I did, he was one who looked good but knew it, and it was a complete turn off.
 
You attempted to burn his hair off by sabotaging his hair straighteners?


Nice one. :)

Not quite, I unsoldered part of the wiring circuit. He didn't know how to fix 'em so threw them away! \o/

It really irked me for some reason :o

I do find it very odd if men use them, I dont get what they need them for. Men arent sposed to look "styled"

I went out with someone once who took longer to get ready than I did, he was one who looked good but knew it, and it was a complete turn off.

I agree, precious "men" just get to me for some reason... I'm normally so passive to such things, but all this elaboration and primadonna fuss is pathetic to me. Guys that check themselves out in a mirror or make a big deal about what they wear and how their face is, how their hair is, is really so effeminate.

My only vanity is hitting the gym, even then I don't wear designer clothes or flattering clothes because I really am honestly that bothered. My nonchalance has probably served me better.

blokes should just need to get out of the shower, dry, and throw some clothes on without even looking in the mirror (unless you're putting on a tie).

It used to **** me off when I had to wait for 30 mins whilst he finished in the bathroom - I even had to pee out of the window a couple of times.

I mean it doesn't really bother me, I don't get annoyed or aggressive, but I do genuinely roll my eyes and shake my head - I just find it really really strange. I just don't "get" it I guess.
 
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