I was once a sad, lonely computer geek.
And then I discovered online dating.
The whole, IM, then texting, then failing to get a real-life date rang true for ages.
But, next year will be my 10th wedding anniversary with my wife who is a real woman. We have 2 wonderful children and a lovely house together.
We met on Match and hit it off straight away.
A few things of what I'll say now, will only make sense to you if you been through the journey.
1. You need to be yourself and find yourself
What's the point in pretending you read books or are interested in rock climbing when you're not. It's easier to be the person you are and make some compromises. Post-Covide, use this time to find hobbies, join clubs, go to events, volunteer; that's how you meet real people.
2. Get fit and look after your appearance
You are your worst critic. So stop being so critical. Someone out there is going to really like you for your looks and who you are.
Whilst you've got the time, get out walking, get out jogging, do something that you're body will thank you for. Your body won't thank you for excessive consumption, especially in the long run.
As for you, buy some different styled glasses or wear contact lenses, wear some nice shoes instead of skanky 10 year old trainers, if what you're doing isn't working, change it.
3. Women love non-creepy, non-sexual compliments
If you're rubbish at this, please start with a confident smile or 'hello'. The simple things will make a big difference.
Why is that ugly bloke with that model? Because he actually spoke with her and you didn't.
The one people hate is to talk about the weather. The weather affects us all and it's non-offensive, so it's an easy one to strike up a conversation with a stranger and go from there.
The most difficult thing is reading body language. There's probably enough online about this, but there are subtle cues to show when someone is bored of you.
4. And this one can't be helped, but let's call it fate
My wife had an ex who didn't appreciate her in many ways.
I was getting fed up of women not wanting to meet.
When we met, she was on her last day of Match, so was all in for a date. I was like, 'wow', someone wants to meet me. She showed confidence that I hadn't seen in a while and I was a breath of fresh-air from her previous dates.
Had I had been her first date or had I of had many women meet up for a drink, it may well have been a different story.
Thanks to my 'journey', I'd had a good run with getting laid with various others out there which gave me confidence. And I had nailed my dating routine which involved a home cooked meal and karaoke. The women loved it.
5 If I had to do this all again
I would worry about having to have ice-white trainers, ice-white socks and teeth that are whiter than both my trainers and socks to date again. I would worry about dating a women with over-inflated lips and marker pen eyebrows.
It's weird, then when you are in a relationship, you know where single females are. I found one in the ring shop that I went to buy my wife's engagement ring from. I would never have looked in there as a single male.
And you find it so much easier to talk to women. Especially mums. They love my banter and observations of Pepper Pig. If you did that as a single bloke, you'd be deemed odd.