Caporegime
Working 3 days a week for £1600 a month looking after 3 kids?
These day care centres must be printing cash out of their backsides.
These day care centres must be printing cash out of their backsides.
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I'd like to see a scheme where you can put kids on finance, you know like when Nvidia release a new GPU and you need to pay it over 3 years because it costs 3 times the average monthly salary.
Everything else is put on finance, why not kids and the costs that come with them. It can't go wrong!
Everything else is put on finance, why not kids and the costs that come with them. It can't go wrong!
Soldato
Kids are a lifestyle choice, not sure I'd trust somebody offering to take care of them for me for a tenner a day.
Well yes, but actually no.jpg
We kind of need them for the survival of the human race and also to prop up our Ponzi scheme economic systems and the never-ending growth that all nations are judged by.
Soldato
Lol, that tickled me.
I wouldn't worry, AI nannies will look after them in the near future whilst we all live the Eutopia life. Or get annihilated. One or the other
Aren’t people using TikTok as Nannie’s to keep the kids occupied already. I don’t think the results have been too productive.Lol, that tickled me.
I wouldn't worry, AI nannies will look after them in the near future whilst we all live the Eutopia life. Or get annihilated. One or the other
Soldato
I think AI will be better parents than some. My 'lovely' middle class neighbours parent by shouting, swearing and iPad use.
I worked for a Swedish company for two years, a rather well-to-do private education establishment and the office was absolutely full of single women in their 20s/30s, all the textbook Swedish blonde and rather kind on the eyes. They all travelled all over the world frequently and were very clearly after the D. The Swedish blokes who worked there all had the personalities of soggy biscuits so when I joined I was quite literally the new office fancy and I loved every second of it. I never cheated on my wife but that job really pushed my moral compass to its limits.
Our parties were spectacular tho
Caporegime
Lol Lucia 
Whats with the fire extinguisher... ?
Yeah I live quite near a Gymnasiet ( school upto age 17/18) and the hottest young women i see there paired up with the dumbest looking guys like Chris from Family guy and other complete dweebs....
Sweden is a weird place.
Whats with the fire extinguisher... ?
Yeah I live quite near a Gymnasiet ( school upto age 17/18) and the hottest young women i see there paired up with the dumbest looking guys like Chris from Family guy and other complete dweebs....
Sweden is a weird place.
Well things got kinda steamy so we needed to put out the flames of passion.
Or they were walking through the office with open flames and I was the only qualified fire marshall, idk
why some peeps dressing like they're KKK lol
Caporegime
Lucia in Sweden
What does midwinter have to do with white gowns and candles? It’s Lucia in Sweden! Make sure to mark 13 December in your calendar.
sweden.se
ah pardon my ignoranceLucia in Sweden
What does midwinter have to do with white gowns and candles? It’s Lucia in Sweden! Make sure to mark 13 December in your calendar.sweden.se
Caporegime
needless words
I WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE HOLEY MOLEY
This film exists and it’s called Irréversible.
If you know… you know.
… oh god I really wish I didn’t know.
Caporegime
Not the sexy vibes I was going with. Bad Nitefly! Bad!
Ask me about why sub frequencies should not be used in the first 20 minutes of a film to cause dread and misery without, as the audience, being able to pinpoint why you feel intolerably uncomfortable.
They were sacrificing Diddums at least.
Looks like there were a lot of pointy elbows too.
Soldato
Fire extinguisher got me laid once. I got ****faced at a local club, at kicking out time I stole a fire extinguisher propping a door open. Attacked my friends with it, walked a couple of miles, stopped in line at the drive through McDonald's getting weird looks. Arrived home with Maccies and a fire extinguisher, promptly barged into my tasty housemate's room... Made merry. Woke up and remembered I left a burger in her room... Went back for more.
A couple of years later she gave me a little fire extinguisher memento and told me if I hadn't had it, she wouldn't have let me in that night