The Witcher 2 - Thread

Bioware employee reviews Witcher 2:
CD Project releases another misogynistic jaunt into the Mary Sue world of 'the witcher.' There is hardly anything of substance to recommend this train wreck to a discerning connoisseur of RPGs. Every element of its design can be described as 'embarassingly awkward.' Animation, art direction, dialogue, writing, combat. It's a list of sad mediocrities as long as your arm. The fact of the setting and characters being a shameless copy of Michael **** classic Elric of Melniboné series aside, the game itself behaves like a confused child. Does it want to be a brawler with peripheral RPG elements? Or an action RPG with brawler combat? In either situation the designers have failed to deliver on both satisfying combat or a compelling story that ever rises above the juvenile. Look to the masters at BioWare with their latest RPG epic, Dragon Age 2, for inspiration in your future games, CD Project. You certainly won't find it making shallow sex simulators based on plagiarized fantasy novels.

I especially like the last 2 sentences.
 
hahahahahaha - http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1892929

275.27(high settings)
270.61 (low settings)
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btw- whats the deal on this game re DRM again please?I'm erring between D2D and Steam atm- I'd normally use Steam- but its at RRP now :(

I thought the game was totally DRM free ??
 
btw- whats the deal on this game re DRM again please?I'm erring between D2D and Steam atm- I'd normally use Steam- but its at RRP now :(

I thought the game was totally DRM free ??

DRM free on gog.com. I downloaded most of it last week, got the remaining bit this morning and all is OK, just waiting to get the extras to download and re-run with the latest drivers, currently getting about 45fps with an i7 920 and sli GTX480's.

So far just run through the intro, nearly had sex and I'm now off to see a king.

Andi.
 
Bioware employee reviews Witcher 2:


I especially like the last 2 sentences.

They must think the DA2 romances are a work of art...yeah, nothing shoehorned in about characters changing sexuality because Hawke is always irresistable :p

If Bioware didn't think 5 lines of flirting dialogue and a sex scene = romance, then I might have been inclined to take the comment more seriously.

At least in the original Witcher, there were no pretences about Geralt's sexual encounters being anything more than one night stands (with the possible exception of Triss, and that had actual character development).
 
Well, my Amazon order didn't arrive today. If I actually wanted to play it today i might have been a little more annoyed.

LOL at the "Bioware employee" review. Praising DA2 like that, could he have any less credibility:D
Seriously i might agree with some of the sentiments in the first half of the review IF it was about the first game, the stuff about the awkwardness adn the sex scenes, but even then it is completely OTT.:)

I am just hoping my other 5850 arrives before i start it now;)
 
Just the usual from play, said it was posted on the 13th, they must send thier items second class as it always take about 5-7 days

Saame situation for me - posted on 13th but hasn't arrived today :(

Anyone imported a save from the first game yet ? How does that work, can you just point the game at a file or do you have to have Witcher 1 installed ?
 
This is quite impressive, amazed how quick the loading is between areas, barely a flash.

Only let down for me so far is the A.I. in the prologue, friendly soldiers running into each other and the king failing to get past one of his own subjects bowing down :/
 
Can't run maxed out @1920x1200 with my specs, have to drop to high :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Looks like it's upgrade time :D
460 1gb
i5 760 @3.2
4gb XMS3
P7P55D-E
 
Love how BioWare have gone from being a loved dev to a hated one between now and the release of DA2. (copypasta game)

wait utill they release SW: The Old Republic. it will be the failure of the century considering their budget.

Anybody worried about the graphics you need to see the game in motion. it's absolutely gorgeous.
 
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