The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

Lowndski · 22 Sep 2009 at 17:23

What do you call a woman playing snooker whilst balancing two pints of beer on her head?

Beatrix Potter.

I get around · 22 Sep 2009 at 17:29

DailyGeek said:
Well, not quite the audience response I was looking for, but it's a response nonetheless

In all fairness i wasn't sure whether you were joking about being a comedian but i thought i'd give you feedback anyway.

DarkShadow · 22 Sep 2009 at 17:36

byteagig said:
what stands in the middle of a field and goes "ooooooooo"?

a cow with no lips

LOL!

MikeHunt79 · 22 Sep 2009 at 17:40

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

lbcliff · 22 Sep 2009 at 18:11

A sandwich came into a bar. The bartender said, we don't serve sandwich.

bushmins · 22 Sep 2009 at 18:12

Whats the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.

Slime · 22 Sep 2009 at 18:53

How many spaniards does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

mjones1 · 22 Sep 2009 at 18:55

I have got a joke to tell you about butter but i don't want to spread it.

Do i win the worst joke of the thread award?

4T5 · 22 Sep 2009 at 18:59

What is Black white & Red.

A Sun burnt penguin.

What goes OOWah OOWah OOWah OOWah BANG Ding !!!

A Baby in a microwave.

What Gurgles & can't turn round in corridors ?

A Baby with a Javelin in its head.

What's the difference between a lorry load of Babys & a lorry load of Marbles ?

You can't unload marbles with a pitchfork.

Lightnix · 22 Sep 2009 at 19:05

Your mother is so fat that it's commercially viable to use the air pressure surrounding her for the haber process.

OpenToSuggestions · 22 Sep 2009 at 19:06

What's the difference between a pie and a tart?
A tart doesn't have a top on.

DailyGeek · 22 Sep 2009 at 19:22

I get around said:
In all fairness i wasn't sure whether you were joking about being a comedian but i thought i'd give you feedback anyway.

Well, check my sig - I'm very new

my hit to miss ration with material is slowly improving (hopefully!)

qqg3 · 22 Sep 2009 at 19:27

My dad is a long distance lorry driver on the Isle of Man.

Yea, thats the joke

Ziggy · 22 Sep 2009 at 19:37

What's the best thing about shagging twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

The Pat · 22 Sep 2009 at 20:01

Grimley said:
So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went
T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."

(I think you have to be 30 or older to get that joke)

Can someone explain this as my google skills are failing me.

Ziggy · 22 Sep 2009 at 20:03

The Pat said:
Can someone explain this as my google skills are failing me.

MarcLister · 22 Sep 2009 at 20:16

Cybermyk said:
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

[FnG]magnolia;14928436 said:
Q : How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

A : None.

I shouldn't but that is quality.

Azagoth · 22 Sep 2009 at 20:27

Q. What's got one ball and ****s women?

A. Peter Sutcliffe's hammer!

Dan.m · 22 Sep 2009 at 20:29

Monkey puts his hand in the bath hes running and goes "Oooh Oooh Ahhh Ahhh"

Other monkey says "Well put some cold in then"

I get around · 22 Sep 2009 at 21:47

DailyGeek said:
Well, check my sig - I'm very new my hit to miss ration with material is slowly improving (hopefully!)

Ahh fair play to you then bud.

What kind of room can't you go inside?
A broom.

Probably the worst joke i know.
Or

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.