The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

[Cybergangster]

What kind of bees can you get milk from?

Boobies!

Courtesy of my 6 year old son

 

[A.N.Other]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Der wer drei peanuts walking down der strasse. Von was assaulted, peanut.

 

[geekyEd]

what stands in the middle of a field and goes "ooooooooo"?




a cow with no lips

I actually lol'd

 

[something_totally_different]

I actually lol'd

dont feel too bad, i did ooooo.

 

[vintage-x]

Kermit the frog is worried he might of contracted swine flu from having unprotected sex with miss piggy.
What a Muppet :-0

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Paddy and Mick go on a roller coaster. Paddy says to Mick "if we go upside down will we fall out"
Mick replies "don't be bloody stupid we will always be friends"

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[Angilion]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

 

[Wossi]

2 birds are sitting on a perch. 1 says to the other "can you smell fish?"

 

[The Dread Pirate]

What do you call a bloke with a spade in his head?
Doug

What do you call a bloke with no spade in his head?
Dougless

What do you call a bloke with a rabbit on his head?
Warren

What do you call a bloke with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

What do you call a bloke with no arms and legs floating in the sea?
bob

 

[h00fzilla]

How about some sad jokes?

http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html

Example:

Man: What a beautiful dog. Does he bite?

Dog-owner: No.

Man: Can I pet him?

Dog-owner: No, he has a form of eczema that makes him skin weep if touched.

 

[boxman2000]

Q: What makes a cat go woof?
A: Pour petrol on it and light it.


Further to Capn's jokes:-

What do you call a man with a large blue/black/yellow mark on his head ?
Bruce

What do you call a woman with slates on her head ?
Ruth

What do you call a man with a car number plate on his head?
Reg

 

[True_Scotsman]

What do you call a man with meat on his head?

-Ahmed

What do you call a man with lots meat on his head?

-Moahmed

What do you call a man with lots meat on his head standing between 2 buildings?

-Moahmed Ali

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Two cows in a field, first one says: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Second says: "Oh you ****, I was gonna say that."

 

[Slime]

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

 

[LEK-89]

Two cows in a field, first one says: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Second says: "Oh you ****, I was gonna say that."

Damn I just about to post that joke after reading the other cow joke on the other page LOL!

Liam

 

[r3loaded]

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar.
Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves, and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.
The redneck looked at him and said, "You stay outta this, I'm talking to the guy on your lap!"

 

[Dan.m]

Two oranges rolling down the road, one stops.

The other asks "Why did you stop?"

"I ran out of Juice"

 

[Cyclone]

Whats pink, wrinkled and hangs out your pants??

Your gran.


How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Ill tell you tomorrow.

 

[MasterPlan1]

A SQL query walks into a bar, aproaches two tables and says, "can I join you?"

 

[ordinaryjoe]

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

 

[AtlanticP]

Whats Orange and Smells of Cheese..








A Wotsit

Whats Black and White and would kill you if it fell on your head






A Piano