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I've got a hen on my lap Right now. Whilst sitting in a helicopter chair.
Its been a beautiful day here. Long live summer
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I've got a hen on my lap Right now. Whilst sitting in a helicopter chair.
Its been a beautiful day here. Long live summer
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Isn't "hen" some sort of north east England word for a girl? if so, good on you! Quite what a helicopter chair is i don't know, sounds either expensive or sexually for the younger person.
If it's a chicken, have patience, they need to be relaxed to lay, have a few tinnies at the ready
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Its almost like any other chair but when sitting in it you have to do the helicopterIsn't "hen" some sort of north east England word for a girl? if so, good on you! Quite what a helicopter chair is i don't know, sounds either expensive or sexually for the younger person.
If it's a chicken, have patience, they need to be relaxed to lay, have a few tinnies at the ready
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Struggling with breathing today. Thanks to cannabis reeking customers. Yesterday, had to use my inhaler a few times due to their odour causing breathing problems.
Isn't "hen" some sort of north east England word for a girl? if so, good on you! Quite what a helicopter chair is i don't know, sounds either expensive or sexually for the younger person.
If it's a chicken, have patience, they need to be relaxed to lay, have a few tinnies at the ready
North East England? Nay! I'm from the south!
Well, I called it a swing chair and was corrected it was a helicopter chair!
Too sunny! Risk of sun singe!
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Isn't "hen" some sort of north east England word for a girl? if so, good on you! Quite what a helicopter chair is i don't know, sounds either expensive or sexually for the younger person.
If it's a chicken, have patience, they need to be relaxed to lay, have a few tinnies at the ready
Doesn’t get used now to describe a girl.
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Not surprised, the definition of a girl / woman seems to have perplexed half of the cabinet and pretty much all of the shadow cabinet <LOL>
Isn't a helicopter chair one of those kinky ones with a hole in the middle so the lass (or hen in this case
) can "hover" above you while sit underneath it? That was an interesting episode of Airwolf let me tell you!
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Isn't "hen" some sort of north east England word for a girl? if so, good on you! Quite what a helicopter chair is i don't know, sounds either expensive or sexually for the younger person.
If it's a chicken, have patience, they need to be relaxed to lay, have a few tinnies at the ready
A helicopter chair is exactly that. A chair in a helicopter.
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Properly ****** off. Set my beard trimmer to the #6 click, was just trimming my beard and the ******* thing just clicked all the way down taking a huge strip of my beard off. Had it it properly tidy and soft too. 
So have had to shave both sides and leave myself with a goatee now whilst I grow it back.
So have had to shave both sides and leave myself with a goatee now whilst I grow it back.
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Up early for work, maybe the first time in months. Certainly the first time since taking on this new role, colleague is away so I'd like to pretend I'm a grown-up and go open up before 9am.
We've all been there.Properly ****** off. Set my beard trimmer to the #6 click, was just trimming my beard and the ******* thing just clicked all the way down taking a huge strip of my beard off. Had it it properly tidy and soft too.
So have had to shave both sides and leave myself with a goatee now whilst I grow it back.
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Dinner time
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Since the weather is nice, decided to walk to work instead of drive.
2miles, over a little hill, quite nice actually in the morning. Almost treated myself to a bacon baguette at the other end and ruined the good exercise but there was a queue and i was running late lol
2miles, over a little hill, quite nice actually in the morning. Almost treated myself to a bacon baguette at the other end and ruined the good exercise but there was a queue and i was running late lol
If you’d driven, you’d have been on time and got your butty.
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So you never did your speed calculations on how long it would have taken from walking to driving.
tsk tsk tsk.
Stick to your photography.
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I find it strange how we've normalised driving such short trips. It's about 7 minutes to cycle 2 miles.
If only everybody cycled short journeys.
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So you never did your speed calculations on how long it would have taken from walking to driving.
tsk tsk tsk.
Stick to your photography.
It's a different route to driving...
Girl on my facebook was whinging her brand new Fiesta had an issue with condensation/roof must be leaking --- Ford kept rightly rejecting her issues as it turned out she was driving it 0.5 to work and back...I find it strange how we've normalised driving such short trips. It's about 7 minutes to cycle 2 miles.
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oh is it one of those " over a back field, through an industrial estate, in an underground tunnel, turn left 50 times, turn right 50 times, forward 1 mile on a straight road. You have reached your destination ".
PS doesn't Google Maps do walk over?
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