Poll: This Johnny Depp Stuff

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englishpremier said:
This would be hilarious if both of them were signed to play themselves in a movie about their relationship, from meeting, and going through the court case.
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I think they’re playing a huge, long con.

Amber slings mud at Johnny, a media circus ensues, followed by a drawn-out court case. The public pick Team Amber or Team Johnny, not necessarily from evidence presented. Regardless of the winner, a movie deal is made worth billions about the whole ordeal. For authenticity, the main characters are played by Amber and Johnny, this decision is made by the (unknown) directors, whom have oddly familiar initials. As is often the case, sparks fly on set and Amber and Johnny rekindle their ‘romance’, citing “water under the bridge”.

Both Team A and J shout, “Shut up and take my money!” and gobble it up, regardless of which side the trailer leans. Just as the film reaches peak milkage, more mud gets slung and the couple de-couple. The media happily rub their knees at potentially ruining someone’s life based on words and the cycle is, once again, in full motion.

I think the reason Amber goes into so much detail about pointless things, is because she is actually world building/script writing while on the stand.

If they’re going for a trilogy, I fully expect aliens to make an entrance at some point, to keep things interesting. Team A & J swallow said sequels (including aliens) without chewing. All the while, Team Adge are swimming in the squidlies!*


*This is a work of fiction.
 
Funny happenings over at twitterland. Amber heard and her cronies have maintained from the start that Depp bought bots online to sway public opinion and his fans are toxic blah blah blah and they hold staunch to that opinion. First a study showed there are many more bots being created that support Heard than Depp but this happened:




It turns out, Eve Barlow (Heard's GF, the one who got banned from court for faking evidence to have a JD witness thrown out) and Heard's most militant of supporters are in a private convo, talking about mass reporting videos, doxing people like TUG(that umbrella guy) and worse. TUG's already had the police visit him at home a couple of times thanks to those nutjobs.

Not a good look when you're GF get's herself banned from court, you sack your PR team half way though the trial because you're not happy with your public perception, your new PR guy is accused of multiple assaults (and has since wiped his own website of any details and made his social media accounts private) and your closest group of 'friends' are attempting to dox and shut down content creates whilst accusing those creators of doing that very same thing.

Oh but anybody who doesnt believe AH is a massive misogynist though. :cry:
 
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Next week the cross examination starts doesn't it? Really looking forward to that :D

 
Berry Merjinik said:
Have you guys tried talking about this case to people who don't hang around the internet and only get their info from the TV?
OMG and how the women attack you viciously.
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I actually have! I was shooting a wedding last weekend and during the bridal party/groomsmen shots I directed one of the groomsmen to put on his best performance for a particular shot, I specifically said "not like Amber Heard's performance!" to which one of the bridesmaid shouted out "SEE!!! HE knows! He knows!" - So clearly not all people who hear about the case through normal media or hearsay (hehehe) are wronguns :p

The picture in question?


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Can't wait for Monday. I've just ordered a massive bag of popcorn.

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