Toyota Mr2, Part 2 :) on your mark get set....flame!

Third Opinion · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:35

The car that supposedly existed but you couldn't really prove it is now destroyed.

How convenient. Which MR2 was this as I remember you posted 2.

Did this accident happen on the highway or your private race track?

paradigm · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:36

wonder_lander said:
Is this why the car left the road:

http://mr2oc.co.uk/ForumsPro/viewtopic/t=61726.html

This guy has an equivalent IQ to a garden pea

If he actually uses the road (in any car, not necessarily a ficticious MR2 MK2/3), I think we need to get him stopped asap.

wonder_lander · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:36

Oh dear, you have a son as well as a daughter?

ust wondering as I am going to be purchasing a rev 3 mk2 1994 mr2. How dangerous actually are they?

The 0-60 isnt bad but dosent look that dangerous.

What is the handling like?

The reason why I ask is that I can put my son on my insurance @ fully comprehensive for only £1500. (17yrs old, just got license). I know that seems a lot but he was quoted £2500 for a peugeot 406 HDI estate!

Is it safe to let him in the car. He is a competant driver and has been driving for around 3yrs.

The only other performance car is a Mk5 (2003) Mr2 roadster.

Any suggestions

He told me in no uncertain terms he would walk rather than drive a fiat Punto Smile

http://mr2oc.co.uk/ForumsPro/viewtopic/t=58103.html

agw_01 · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:39

tommy_knockers said:
Car dosent look so good anymore. Took into a garage yesterday. Totally written of. The guy was amazed we walked out of the car let alone lived.

LOL

You had to get a garage to tell you that the car was written off, when it was so mangled that the guy was amazed you got out alive?

These quotes don't get any better than this

Third Opinion · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:40

wonder_lander said:
Oh dear, you have a son as well as a daughter?

http://mr2oc.co.uk/ForumsPro/viewtopic/t=58103.html

Thats a classic

paradigm · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:41

To be fair, with him being as retarded as he is being, I wouldn't be surprised if his father is his brother, he has a son who is the father of his sister, and is about to have a granddaughter with 8 toes... on each foot.

wonder_lander · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:43

Written off but minor cosmetic damage?

Hello mate. Im in kerry atm.

Here are the parts to be replaced (cosmetic)

Front skirt
driver wing
alloy wheel
headlight.

The wishbone will have to be replaced as wheel as some other stuff.

They (toyota garage) have quoted me 3700 euros to redo. (however you can take 700 off as that is what they are charging for an alloy).

Malt_Vinegar · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:44

Ok, this is some kinda windup merchant right?

Third Opinion · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:45

paradigm said:
To be fair, with him being as retarded as he is being, I wouldn't be surprised if his father is his brother, he has a son who is the father of his sister, and is about to have a granddaughter with 8 toes... on each foot.

Sounds a bit incestrious to me.

agw_01 · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:46

wonder_lander said:
Written off but minor cosmetic damage?

I just saw that thread.

I'm in tears here. I wonder if he'll ever post again?!?!

"OMG LOL, I GOT MY MUM AND DAD CONFUSED AGAIN, LOLZ"

Dup · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:46

Malt_Vinegar said:
Ok, this is some kinda windup merchant right?

The title alone is enough to show us that he/she would be taking the preverbial wee wee.

Crossy · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:51

lol I cant wait to see his response to this, If he does respond.

ci_newman · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:51

Hmm... I sniff something funny going on here.

Like others, I shall be keeping my eye on this thread

I'm eagerly awaiting pictures of *said* MR2, but Serj.. why did you have to spoil the fun on MR2OC? You could've let it roll a little longer so we can convince the Dons to smack the ban-hammer on this guy

gobbo · 27 Mar 2007 at 13:53

Should be a new TV series - Law and Order: OCUKBSPIS

(Overclockers UK BS Private Investigation Squad)

Nathan · 27 Mar 2007 at 14:24

oo man, im supposed to be doing work but this is just too funny

cymatty · 27 Mar 2007 at 14:26

Just when you think ocuk motors can't get any funnier. Along comes a Muppet.

Will carrying on reading this thread.

tommy_knockers · 27 Mar 2007 at 14:32

pictures are on their way.

They will be posted either today or tomorrow.

You guys said I was lying last time

and I proved you wrong.

Looks like ill have to do it again

branddaly · 27 Mar 2007 at 14:33

tommy_knockers said:
You guys said I was lying last time and I proved you wrong.

erm.....you did? How? where? eh?

Nathan · 27 Mar 2007 at 14:34

cant wait, I ll go put the kettle on :cool:

JRS · 27 Mar 2007 at 14:35

tommy_knockers said:
You guys said I was lying last time and I proved you wrong.

Did you? I don't think you did....