Soldato
Don't give toblerone ideas IMO
A mate bought me one of those mega 4.5kg toblerone that you can only buy at the airport because he knows I love chocolate. Thing is I'm not that keen on tablerone and the damned thing took the best part of a year to consume. I had to hack chucks off it with a chopping knife, it was the only way to get small enough chunks to put in my mouth.