Unfortunate names?

[Luckystrike123]

The best one I've heard is an American politician called Randy Bumgardner.

 

[DampCat]

A client from a long time ago was called Mr F. Funky Boogaloo-Smythe. His job title made me assume it was by deedpoll.

 

[iamdjdz]

When I was in the TA our commanding officer was called Major Tom Dick, so not only Tom Dick (no Harry) but Major Dick!

He was also a lovely bloke!

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/open-house-for-bangor-ta-28407278.html

 

[Sankari]

 

[rubberduck]

Wayne Kerr

 

[chroniclard]

 

[Rainmaker]

After all these years, I'm still not entirely sure whether this journalist had the most unfortunate headline:writer ratio ever, or if it was an inside joke at work for the lads at the Times...

 

[slick rick]

Had a teacher at my school called Phil Mycock. Changed his surname quite quickly when he got divorced from his wife.

Also had a teacher called Mr Phrat.

That's quite funny as there was a teacher in my school called Phil Myring.

There was a doctor's name on a hospital door that I saw once as well that was Ivor Chestnut.

 

[TeraVirus]

Mike Hunt.

 

[Rilot]

I went to school with a chap called Taurus Board.
I worked with a bloke called Goudong Zang and in the same company was a German guy called Beat Meister.

 

[Armageus]

Willie Tinkler and Robin Banks both work where I do

 

[Destination]

There was a 'Dwayne Pipe' mentioned previously in a similar thread.

 

[Merlin5]

Some excellent names in this thread.

Brother in law worked in the environment agency with a lady called Teresa Green, fantastic name!

Lol brilliant

 

[Flibster]

Had a customer called Ramjam Funky Boogaloo Smythe III once... Under customer notes it had - Manager contacted, name is correct.
Also, someone used to work at Novell called Randy Bender.

Oh yeah, my dad used to know someone in BT called Robert Shurunkle. Yup. Bob Shurunkle.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

There was a guy in my year (and most of my classes) called Daniel Wanklin. (Dons: please don't edit this because it's true).

 

[Wyrdo]

Mike Hunt.

Was going to post this, used to work at a place with a Michael Hunt - it always gave me a chuckle

 

[robfosters]

The king of unfortunate names.............

Spoiler

 

[Haze]

I knew someone called Guy Feeler, not what goes through some parents heads (if anything at all) when they name their kids

 

[operator400]

Geoffrey Pine-Coffin. 7th Parachute Battalion 6th Airborne Division.

Malcolm David Wanklyn. Royal Navy submarine ace.

 

[wolfie138]