VM are really irritating me. This is what's going on with my internet connection right now:
C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator>ping 
www.yahoo.co.uk
Pinging 
www.euro.yahoo-eu1.akadns.net [217.12.3.11] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 217.12.3.11: bytes=32 time=1029ms TTL=243
Reply from 217.12.3.11: bytes=32 time=916ms TTL=241
Reply from 217.12.3.11: bytes=32 time=928ms TTL=243
Reply from 217.12.3.11: bytes=32 time=897ms TTL=241
Ping statistics for 217.12.3.11:
    Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
    Minimum = 897ms, Maximum = 1029ms, Average = 942ms
Not downloading anything, and i'm quite savvy about networks. Traceroute is as follows:
C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator>tracert 
www.yahoo.co.uk
Tracing route to 
www.euro.yahoo-eu1.akadns.net [217.12.3.11]
over a maximum of 30 hops:
  1    <1 ms    <1 ms    <1 ms  XBOX.mshome.net [192.168.0.1]
  2  1003 ms  1050 ms     *     glfd-bam-1.inet.ntl.com [194.145.148.4]
  3  1017 ms  1012 ms  1036 ms  glfd-t2core-a-ge-wan71.inet.ntl.com [195.182.179
.157]
  4  1049 ms  1098 ms  1093 ms  gfd-bb-a-so-730-0.inet.ntl.com [213.105.174.153]
  5  1108 ms  1006 ms  1047 ms  gfd-bb-b-ge-000-0.inet.ntl.com [213.105.172.6]
  6   987 ms   997 ms   903 ms  redb-ic-1-as0-0.inet.ntl.com [62.253.185.78]
  7   945 ms   985 ms  1006 ms  83.245.126.13
  8   934 ms   936 ms     *     ge-1-1-0.msr1.ukl.yahoo.com [217.12.0.229]
  9   916 ms   930 ms   986 ms  ge-4-1.bas-a2.ukl.yahoo.com [217.12.2.206]
 10  1015 ms  1011 ms  1059 ms  alteon1.34.ukl.yahoo.com [217.12.6.6]
 11     *      895 ms   910 ms  www2.vip.ukl.yahoo.com [217.12.3.11]
Trace complete.
What a disgrace.