I know that one but I need something else until Lila can connect me.
When I do ring up I know I will get Retentions offering something that "Isn't on their computers" but it will be too late.
I had another 2 hours with Customer Relations who are above retentions - got absolutely nowhere.
All 3 calls have had them reading from a card that I had my 'discounts' when I joined up with NTL back in the 90s
I kept telling them I had no discounts at any time, I was put on NTL from C&W and then put on Virgin from NTL and no discounts were offered.
"Well I'm sorry we can't give you any more discounts because you had one in the 90s"
No I didn't.
The best offer is what I'm on now - M350, TV and Landline and it will come down from £69.50 to £48 but I've got to sign up for 18 months.
I have repeated I don't use the TV because I have an amazing satellite system and if they check my connections my TIVO hasn't been turned on for 2 years.
If they check my landline it hasn't been used since December 2019 so I don't need them.
They refuse to listen, I can't wait for Lila.