Virginity

penski · 16 Jan 2009 at 01:08

Serious reply: I've been in the same relationship for six and a half years and it shows no signs of slowing down. Hardly a ****.

*n

yantorsen · 16 Jan 2009 at 01:09

penski said:
Serious reply: I've been in the same relationship for six and a half years and it shows no signs of slowing down. Hardly a ****.

*n

I wasn't really referring to you especially, just the general attitude of the majority in this thread. Or at least how it seems.

Chimerical · 16 Jan 2009 at 01:12

yantorsen said:
I wasn't really referring to you especially, just the general attitude of the majority in this thread. Or at least how it seems.

If I could be a man ****, I would definitely take the opportunity.

Virginity is rarely out of choice.

Mansize_tissue · 16 Jan 2009 at 01:34

penski said:
Oh, I don't go in for all this wipe and flush nonsense.

Drop it and forget about it.

*n

Haha, you're a funny guy! Fat and dirty (evidently), but funny.

Seriously though, probably the funniest thing I've read all day. Cheers.

z0mbi3 · 16 Jan 2009 at 01:46

penski said:
So all dykes are virgins?

*n

If lesbians don't penetrate what do they do? Pet and spoon?

elitetrick · 16 Jan 2009 at 01:47

z0mbi3 said:
If lesbians don't penetrate what do they do? Pet and spoon?

Sit up and talk about how men have ruined the world?

Have armpit hair length competitions?

mattpc · 16 Jan 2009 at 02:07

At the end of the day what does it matter apart from potential physical issue with the female and performance or longevity

with the male?

If you ignore the religious side of things then really it has no value at all because it doesn't really mean anything.. If anything for most non religious males being a virgin is just a frustrating stigma that is to be got rid of as soon as possible.

mattpc · 16 Jan 2009 at 02:07

Skully said:
Rather a generalisation that women aren't pleased if a man isn't a virgin.

My girlfriend is less than pleased that I'm not.

yeah but you're 12 and pestering your younger gf for contact

Stelly · 16 Jan 2009 at 02:14

Skully said:
Rather a generalisation that women aren't pleased if a man isn't a virgin.

My girlfriend is less than pleased that I'm not.

were you that bad

Stelly

DUNDOIT · 16 Jan 2009 at 02:57

z0mbi3 said:
If lesbians don't penetrate what do they do? Pet and spoon?

SCISSOR ME XERXES!!!!!!!

PaulStat · 16 Jan 2009 at 09:03

nokinidea said:
I beg to differ.. a little erm dry to start with but

Oh boy

Hmmm I suppose it doesn't help that my first experience was with a girl who seemed to be afraid to have sex (bad previous experience apparently). I think I literally did say "is it in yet?"

platypus · 16 Jan 2009 at 09:55

elitetrick said:
i probably wouldnt want to sleep with a virgin, i imagine it would be boring, and then theres the thought of possible blood...no ta.

Blood is fine. Women are extremely horny whilst on their periods.

PaulStat · 16 Jan 2009 at 10:19

platypus said:
Blood is fine. Women are extremely horny whilst on their periods.

yeah i've noticed that, why is that? Doesn't seem to make sense

Barks · 16 Jan 2009 at 10:28

PaulStat said:
yeah i've noticed that, why is that? Doesn't seem to make sense

I'd also like an answer to this.

!bluetonic! · 16 Jan 2009 at 10:35

penski said:
Bullcrap. I was fat when I lost my virginity and I'm still fat now.

If you didn't attract any of the wimmenz, it wouldn't have been because of your size.

*n

What would it have been then penski?!

meghatronic · 16 Jan 2009 at 10:51

!bluetonic! said:
What would it have been then penski?!

At a guess, confidence.

!bluetonic! · 16 Jan 2009 at 11:03

meghatronic said:
At a guess, confidence.

Confidence may have been an issue.

But the whole virginity thing:- She was attractive. A couple of nights before I had reached third base with her and went down on me, so we were comfortable with eachother naked. It was in the daytime. We took a walk to the chemist to get some condoms. That afternoon lost my virginity in a way that I was happy with. Left me with a big smile.

Marf · 16 Jan 2009 at 11:18

DUNDOIT said:
SCISSOR ME XERXES!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO

"Oh damn thats good scissoring"

Marf · 16 Jan 2009 at 11:19

PaulStat said:
yeah i've noticed that, why is that? Doesn't seem to make sense

Because the days immediately following are their most fertile IIRC.

platypus · 16 Jan 2009 at 11:30

PaulStat said:
yeah i've noticed that, why is that? Doesn't seem to make sense

Best time for them to conceive is just after their period, so they get ready for rogering, simply put.