Wet wipes > Toilet Paper

[Dimi]

Worst type of toilets in the world.

How the hell do you wipe yourself while trying to stay still on feet on that?
I hate it when i go on a holiday to Turkey or one of the middle eastern countrys, These toilets are awful.

 

[bakes0310]

that reminds me... anyone else hold the crown jewels down when on bog to stop peeing over the rim?

Try waiting for the boner to go down.

 

[PardonTheWait]

you can buy special wet wipes made for using in the toilet. I know this because I have kids lol

Wet wipes are made for using in the toilet :/

 

[paddy]

that reminds me... anyone else hold the crown jewels down when on bog to stop peeing over the rim?

He sits far enough below the rim for that not to be an issue.

For the record, 2 sheets, folded, inspected afterwards.

 

[The_Abyss]

Embrace a starvation diet like some of the girls in our office. You'll only be wiping every fortnight....

 

[Nix]

I had a poo once.

 

[Aeleys]

I had a poo once.

LOL

 

[EdwardTeach]

I think this is very very suitable here:

WTF is that about! "finish the business"!

He needs to be taught how to do up a tie.

 

[chipperhead]

that reminds me... anyone else hold the crown jewels down when on bog to stop peeing over the rim?

No mate, my weapon is big enough to just hang down there

Try having no large intestine, I should have shares in Andrex I go through that much, about 6 times on a good day

 

[SlugForAButt]

Actually a lot of muslim countries have this, a specialised bum shower next to the toilet, its a god send if you ever get serious runs, no rubbing your ring sore.

Yes I can imagine watered down sh1te running down your legs is much preferable to a few rubs on your ringpiece.

 

[.one.]

You want to have a serious conversation about what you wipe your ****** arse with.
What next, which hand you use to **** with

LOL with out doubt the best post of the day.

 

["andy"]

like has already been said wet wipes block drains...

those poo soaked rags will come back and haunt you

 

[bhavv]

What next, which hand you use to **** with

You have to use the left hand because it is sinful and incredibly evil to use the right.

As I were taught when a child.

If you wipe with the right hand, youre going straight to hell. Same as if you write or eat with the left.

So remember - wipe with left, write with right!

 

[Morba]

If you wipe with the right hand, youre going straight to hell. Same as if you write or eat with the left.

So remember - wipe with left, write with right!

hmm, being left handed for writing, i find myself wiping with my right!
Hell it is then

 

[Kutter]

Worst type of toilets in the world.

How the hell do you wipe yourself while trying to stay still on feet on that?
I hate it when i go on a holiday to Turkey or one of the middle eastern countrys, These toilets are awful.

im sure Mr Armtage Shanks is spinning in his grave to learn that in 2010 people are still using holes in the floor and using their bare hands to clean up.

 

[Biohazard]

You have to use the left hand because it is sinful and incredibly evil to use the right.

As I were taught when a child.

If you wipe with the right hand, youre going straight to hell. Same as if you write or eat with the left.

So remember - wipe with left, write with right!

what if you lose your left hand in an industrial accident or the likes?

 

[Morba]

i remember skiing in austria a few years ago and they had those things up the mountain! What a stupid place to put them given all the clothes people had on due to skiing!!

 

[sven256]

Wet wipes block drains.

Agreed. If the authorities knew about him doing this, I'm sure some serious **** would go down.

 

[thepeganator]

Agreed. If the authorities knew about him doing this, I'm sure some serious **** would go down.

Oh dear...

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Ok guys, what do you do when you're not finished wiping but you run out of paper?

Can you let me know quickly, I'm kind of trapped here.