monkeyspank said:i've been in a number of situations that have required quick thinking. One time I had had a pint and came across a car stopped sideways across both lanes of a dimly lit dual carriageway, on a bend, with it's lights off. I managed to cadence brake (no ABS) down from 70 to a slow enough speed to choose a direction, steer around the car up on the verge between the back of the car and the crash barriers (tight fit!). My passenger was amazed that I managed to avoid it at all and I discovered an unnatural love for Toyos.
Kudos on the skills, and i accept that some old codger probably wouldn't have been able to react quite so tidily.
I do not mean to attack you as an idividual, but my feelings on drink driving are quite strong, having been in the situation.
At a house party not long after i passed, some years ago, i had had a couple beers and was probably over the limit. Anyways a situation occured that i had to get home for an emergency, and i decided to drive. Should i have taken a taxi? of course but i was young, stoopid and desperate to get home.
The drive home was about fifteen miles of A-road, and i absolutely carpped it! Didn't go over 40, kept well within my side of the road, almost on rails! If a copper had of seen me i would have been had, simple as.
I was absoultely terrified, and not because i felt unfit to drive, but because of the shame i felt DUI.
So you may call me hypocritical, which is understandable, but that one experience really made an impact on me as a kid!
Never before that, and definately never again!


if it annoys you even slightly, then yeah it says turd