I've got £24k in the bank, a £1500 car and turned down money from my dad to buy a house so have chosen to live on the streets.
I'm saving to buy myself a cardboard box and a blanket.
That, or a black cab so I can spout racist tripe at people and get a pat on the back from GD.
Strange, I just finished reading thag now closed thread then looked at this one and read this on post 2. Actually started laughing to myself in the kitchen at work

I like to think I am saving for a house deposit but it usually gets spent on a new monitor or a last minute holiday or festival. I have some money in the bank but nowhere close to 24k