The Thing 2011 - 4.1/10
Almost as bad as Prometheus; a close-run thing.
Everything is low-effort and sloppy. It's painting by numbers and lazily drawing outside the lines. It's children acting out their favourite movie, clumsily.
It's a rehash and an imitation, posing as a prequel.
No effort is spared in sucking the life out of the source material, to render a shallow, hollow, waxwork copy of what was once a great film.
That's what it's like. Robots programmed to recreate a film. Beautiful looking, shiny, well-manicured but soulless robots. Beep boop, I am the female protagonist. Beep boop, I am the unethical lead scientist. Beep boop, the rest of us are extras lining up to be eaten; we are sad because we were given no personality chips or backgrounds.
I laughed like an idiot when, after the death of one crew member, the conversation went something like:
"He's dead! He had children!"
"Yes, it is very sad. This is a tragic event."
Telling your audience that the event is tragic, because you failed to make it so, via any connection to the characters.
An awful film, in case I've left room for any doubt.