Made a really crap attempt at washing it.
Took a set of Aero alloys to the garage round the corner to have the tyres removed. I'll then go about refurbing the alloys myself so that the car looks a bit smarter and I'll stop hating it for approximately 4 minutes. Then I'll realise it's a Saab again and the hate will continue.
Yeah, i hate it too
I have a new PCV valve and breather here for the FN2 that i'll stick on it later on - makes a really stupid scratching noise that I discovered disappears just by squeezing the hose.
£40 fix, happy days